stuff

<Bassnik> i could climb things i write sonnets and shit on them

<CoolDude> im probably smart than all of u

<SheDevil> it's impossible to find someone in jhb/pretoria that can give it to me :(

<custardslice> I don't have internet here

<JuN|oR> i made bot net so can i use this server
<JuN|oR> for join my bots?
<Hades> a botnet? for what exactly?
<JuN|oR> just for DDos
<JuN|oR> nothing else

<Angelic> all i can think of is penis

<SheDevil> remind me to set my alarm for 6 tomorrow morning Wendy
<SheDevil> i want sex.

<iball> [22:50] * You were kicked from #gay by ChanServ (This channel has been reserved for Iball and his lover Equinox)
<iball> -
<iball> [22:50] <Gav_Angel> hi iball. can i pls have chan #gay

<Skip> how do you make window bigger in finch?
<LordCow> move closer to the screen

<Sinful> BioHazarD are you a girl?
<BioHazarD> nope
<Sinful> ah right
<BioHazarD> sometimes i wish i was lol

<CuttingEdge> Current Global Users: 300
<CuttingEdge> not doing too badly today
<LordCow> sweet, 300
<LordCow> now we can attack the persians
<CuttingEdge> lol @ LordCow

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<Kobra> can anyone help with with DDOS tools?
<Lucifear> apparently the general consensus is no ;/
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<GoggA> omg there is some frikkin n00bs in this world

<GuStO> i just got these cool straw things that you drink milk throo and it tastes like milkshake

<Mephistopheles> i feel swazi works out cheaper
<Mephistopheles> 1) way less pitte
<Mephistopheles> errr can't remember the other reasons

<Pisces1> that guy is out of hand..
<raverboy|> he fuckin privates me asking me shit about hes dick and stuff lol
<raverboy|> wtf
<Pisces1> hilarious as hell....
<Pisces1> hahah
<raverboy|> i told him he needs to see a doc and a shrink
<Pisces1> lol...he sends me pics of it
<Pisces1> i thnk i win this one!
<raverboy|> pics yuck
<Cybertrash> hahaha
<Cybertrash> weird
<Pisces1> lol
<LordCow> hey did someone mention dick?
<Pisces1> LORDCOW :))))
<Pisces1> hello you!
<Pisces1> have you updated your logs
<Cybertrash> hahahahaha
<LordCow> picscesone ;))
<LordCow> not reallllllly
<LordCow> little by little
<LordCow> i need minions
<Cybertrash> what for?
<LordCow> minions 2 send me logs
<LordCow> i'm retiring
<Pisces1> lol...that page is the best...omg..everytimei go..i start crying from laughter...haha
<LordCow> lol ;))
<Pisces1> no..dont retire..you're my happy thought
<Pisces1> you make me fly!
<Pisces1> hehe
<LordCow> well
<LordCow> this's definitely going up
<LordCow> to serve as inspiration
<Pisces1> for all the other young minions..
<Pisces1> haha
<LordCow> yup
<LordCow> start've the recruiting drive

<Source> my head hurts
<Source> and my nose
<LordCow> k ..
<Source> flu
<LordCow> ah
<Source> i wonder if i have bird flu
<LordCow> did u shit on u'r windscreen?
<Source> no .. but since yesterday the birds has been checking me out strange
<LordCow> ic
<LordCow> could b starting ..

<KaNdiGurL> unreliable i shoved it into the corner of my mouth :P

<Mainliner> LordCow
<Mainliner> when joo gonna update those logs

<looonuix_9> how do u set ur quiting message
<]switch[> ./quit how to set it up
<M3_Babe> rofl
<looonuix_9> thanks switch
<looonuix_9> :/
<]switch[> lmao
<]switch[> what?
<]switch[> looonuix_9
<]switch[> without the dot infront
<stryder> lol
<M3_Babe> lol
<looonuix_9> I'm not that stupid switch
<]switch[> god
<M3_Babe> but u r admitting u stupid
<M3_Babe> ROFL
<looonuix_9> Genoeg gehad?
<looonuix_9> Enjoying urself
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<M3_Babe> lol
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<M3_Babe> rofl
<looonuix_9> Fokken snaaks
<looonuix_9> u c switch, i knew it!
<stryder> ROFL

<Dee-Monical_Chick> anyone know where Dean St Arcade. Newlands is?
<drew137> ya in dean street
<LandR> in Newlands

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<Da_man> hey u have power!
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<Milenko> my moms hot *shrug*

<Jetpack> what's claremont like nowadays?
<schnik> its still next to newlands

<smoothopER> hi. whats the command to logon with your nick
<Clockwork_Orange> .../quit
<ColdCut> ./msg nickserv identify password
<smoothopER> tanx cold cut
<ColdCut> no worries
<ColdCut> how are you Clockwork?
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<Clockwork_Orange> no its ./quit as in query unidenified initialisation
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<Chefboy> can u make calls with skype while u on line?

<schnikname> hey
<schnikname> hows every1
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<LordCow> my ass is itchy
<schnikname> scratch it
<LordCow> makes it worse
<schnikname> mmm get sum1 els 2 scratch it
<schnikname> :)
<schnikname> or eat a pizza
<schnikname> speaking of which
<schnikname> i could do with a tikka chicken or sumtin
* sleepless is biased to the dog method, ass on the grass, hind legs in the air, and pull ourself with your front legs
<schnikname> always get me balls chaffed doing that
<sleepless> you have to skin the chicken before you try to shove it up your arse... chick
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<schnikname> jees wtf???
<schnikname> im refering to the ass scratching method
<sleepless> oooh, be more clear next time
* sleepless shakes his head

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<SysRain> any rollerbladers in the house?
<sleepless> no, but apparently there's at least one fudgepacker
<devdude> hahahahaha
<dancergirl> lol
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<waterb0y> sigh
<PsYcOmAnTiS> ye bru
<PsYcOmAnTiS> sort that shit out
<waterb0y> lol
<waterb0y> its these telkom mofo's
<raverboy> phone telkom... they only sort it out next year... or even worse, they mess it up more
<waterb0y> but i got another ip now
<waterb0y> so it should be ok
<waterb0y> yeah it seems ok
<PsYcOmAnTiS> we'll see in 5 mins
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<waterb0y> lol
<waterb0y> yeah dont jinx me
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<raverboy> okay thanks for the jinx...now i have that crap:(
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<PsYcOmAnTiS> haha

<LordCow> where u bin
<devdude> /usr/bin

<|SecS|> i didnt go to grey when i was six saying to my parents "when i grow up i want to be gay"
<|SecS|> i had no choice in the matter

<raverboy> know of any other places where i can search for videos or ebooks?
<LordCow> http://lordcow.org/
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<LordCow> there's a search applet ;)
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<raverboy> im lookin for books on parrots?
<LordCow> hahahaha
<LordCow> ah sorry
<LordCow> yeah u can search 4 that there
<raverboy> lol its okay
<AeQu|TaS> lol
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<raverboy> well parrot books are hard to find...
<LordCow> i'm sure they are
<LordCow> btw, how do they turn the pages?
<raverboy> loool
<raverboy> its not for them
<raverboy> its for me ...
<LordCow> ah ok
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<raverboy> will bang it tonight

<Kingmilo> LordCow, i still dig ur website bro
<Kingmilo> u must update it with new content

<LordCow> k this should b easier
<LordCow> //say $decode(aGkgDQogcXVpdCA6aW0gZ2F5,m)
<LordCow> caso: it'll work 4 u 2
<LordCow> (not sum ghei trick)
<_2caso_> Oh right
<_2caso_> :)
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<LordCow> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<LordCow> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
* LordCow dies
<_2caso_> (:
<RickyC> bwhbahBWhabWHABhwABHbwah
<LordCow> *suffocates*
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<sk8r_boy> fuckface
<sk8r_boy> :P
<sk8r_boy> haha
<Dee-Monical_Chick> sk8r_boy
<Dee-Monical_Chick> lol
<LordCow> *air*
<Dee-Monical_Chick> cute
<sk8r_boy> heh
<_2caso_> haha
<LordCow> ok ok i'm back
<LordCow> damn
<sk8r_boy> i still did it in prvt
<sk8r_boy> coz i thought it was just make me say something gay

<devdude> If you want to see your nick decoded and see what other words (nicks) you can make with your nick.. type this...
<devdude> //say $decode(aGkgDQogcXVpdCA6aW0gZ2F5,m)
<LordCow> cowlord?
<LordCow> duh i could've figured that out
<devdude> thats 1 yeah... do it a few times
<devdude> it keeps giving you new ones
<LordCow> lowcord
<LordCow> haha
<^sirSMOKEalot^> hi
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* devdude vrommels
* LordCow feints
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<devdude> your what???
<^sirSMOKEalot^> great
<^sirSMOKEalot^> :)-~
* LordCow tries 2 stop crying
* devdude chokes on teh Nosh bar

<Brujo> well whats the point of being all mature etc on irc? no1 tells the truth etc anyway
<schnikname> Brujo try this cmd on them //say $decode(aGkgDQogcXVpdCA6aW0gZ2F5,m)
<Brujo> hi
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<Darkhorse> Ah ha...
<devdude> woof
<Darkhorse> wooooh
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<devdude> wft was that all about?

<KaLLan> sup dude
<KaLLan> u in uct?
<subo> yup
<KaLLan> wat year?
<subo> 2005
<KaLLan> oh ok
<KaLLan> do you know ridwaan
<KaLLan> ?
<subo> ja

<blue_screen> LordCow u still logging stuff on your website?

<NetFleas> AMD rocks my boat, and it should urs aswell, still can't believe there are intel fans left.. sad... so sad..
<devdude> intel processors also get hot... thats why they need fans

<Milenko> id rather play with myself.. just as entertaining, and cheaper :P
<Milenko> er.. that came out wrong

<Rabbit> Lily i'd have to be stoned and drunk to even look at u
<Tharos> rofl
<Lily> you unno what i look like so fuck you
<Rabbit> i saw u'r pic
<Rabbit> with that oke that looks like a Yeti
<Lily> leave him alone

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<Ph03n1X> fsck, auto join on invite? dangerous man
<LordCow> idle 186 minutes, this could b fun
<LordCow> *** blue_screen is blue_scree@sg-5483.telkomadsl.co.za (blue screen)
<LordCow> *** on channels: @#irc-beginners @#kiddieporn #lordcow_r0x @#trance @#rave #cape_town
<LordCow> *** on irc via server anubis.zanet.org.za (Lord of Death)
<LordCow> *** blue_screen has identified for this nick
<LordCow> *** blue_screen has been idle 188 minutes
<Ph03n1X> lol

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<dude_18> THE DUDE_18 has arrived
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<Krypt> even tho ur desk gives me splinters

<PsYcOmAnTiS> me too
<PsYcOmAnTiS> just trying to figure out wtf is going on
<PsYcOmAnTiS> cuz my other downloads are going fine
<MaX_PaYnE> stop everything from the 2 local sites...
<MaX_PaYnE> log out both
<MaX_PaYnE> log back in
<MaX_PaYnE> and restart yr downloads
<MaX_PaYnE> should work then
<PsYcOmAnTiS> nope, tis kewl tho, i got other sites where i get the stuff
<PsYcOmAnTiS> only after tv eps tho
<PsYcOmAnTiS> anyone know if there is a new survivor out
<PsYcOmAnTiS> ?
<PsYcOmAnTiS> not the one thats gonna show on tv now
<PsYcOmAnTiS> seen that
<`MaGnEtO`> google but watch out for goolge data mining..since there cookis lastest until 2038.and get a userid key give 2 in the cookie.every time u search that id get sent back 2 them with what search u did time/date and geoip it came from.. so njoy
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<devdude> WTF did you just say

<Leningrad_Cowboy> how do i get on this internet thing?

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<TeamPlaYa> .
<TeamPlaYa> Hello everyone, the power is back on in Cape Town - in the foreshore...

<inflex> omg, how embarrasing... I just wrote something that might come across entirely wrong to my father...
<inflex> <inflex> I'll probably drop around to the house tommorow and drop off a few boxes, chairs and screw on the table-top
<josie> heh
<josie> as long as you didn't mention that you will ahve to screw on the table-top because of wife-unit's sore knee

<incognegro> and its that simple fact that teaches wumin to lern ta deal with it
<incognegro> cos there are some things you cant change
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<incognegro> like peanutbutter
<incognegro> you just cant change it
<A_Acolyte> You could add more peanuts!

-apophis.zanet.org.za- *** Notice -- Received KILL message for zanetadminfuckers!Soap@sg-16359.telkom-ipnet.co.za. From Services Path: Services (reserved nick)

<Thalor> my mom rocks... she mad a liquer with whiskey, sugar and lemon and tastes brilliant - and fucks u over in just 3 gulps

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<TwITcH> watsup all
<TwITcH> im getting a starsound 1600 wat compertion amp 4 chanle with built in cross over
<LordCow> fuck dewd that's fascinating
<LordCow> don't stop there
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<LordCow> & keep the spelling up, it adds 2 the lure
<TwITcH> thanx
<|BLaDE|> LordCow-> one for the logs
<LordCow> kewl ..

<no1> LordCow: gee u still lame as hell u make a web page for irc logs?
<no1> bwahaha

<Martina> rrrrrrr
<Martina> ELiJaH do u have a dream?
<ELiJaH> Yes please.
<FoxMulder> ELiJaH: "No thanks, I already have a penguin" was the correct answer. You do not win the Trip for 2 to Hawaii. Do not pass begin.
<ELiJaH> :/

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<Friendly_Guy> who has seen the new range of mens g-strings in Eastagte Edgars underwear department ?
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<Source> so mr The_Wizard when can i get it?
<The_Wizard> This evening?

<Alluvium> and those dancing bannanas are dancing on beat , and have bean for like 3min now .. :p
<Alluvium> oops
<Alluvium> wrong window

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<GuStO> tar
<LordCow> tar: You must specify one of the -Acdtrux' options
<LordCow> Try `tar --help' for more information.
<GuStO> huh

<LordCow> 'nyway i've gotta go tuck the kids in
<Monkeywranch> Night dude
<nordic_ice> o_0
<slappy> lordcow isent it a bit late for kids..
<LordCow> slappy: they're just 4 2night *rubs hands*
<nordic_ice> LordCow: u paedo
<LordCow> haha
<slappy> lol
<Monkeywranch> huh?
<Monkeywranch> A pimp
<Monkeywranch> I understand
<Monkeywranch> Comprende
<Monkeywranch> what is a paedo?
<polarbearfluKe> a drink?
<LordCow> a swimming costume?
<nordic_ice> lmao
<Monkeywranch> Oooohhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah
<nordic_ice> ROTFL

<Meazel> -sigh-
<Meazel> im sitting at a LAN and wwe havent played nething
<Meazel> stupid Mark
<Meazel> he cant connefct
<LordCow> how do u connefct
<Meazel> im conencted
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<Monkeywranch> You got no logs of me:(
<Monkeywranch> Cunt:P

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<Addict-> *drubnnk glance*
<Addict-> *drunk glance*

<psyclone> i love getting my car window smashed in
<Kasandra> erm
<Kasandra> did they break into your car psyclone? <--- *blink*
<psyclone> they did
<psyclone> those bastards
<Kasandra> where did it happen psyclone
<LordCow> the window i imagine
<devdude> hahahahaha
<devdude> I think she meant passenger or driver side
<LordCow> ah i checkit
<LordCow> *vrommels*

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<one-time> /j #nawty
<LordCow> one time

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<Guys> do u guys know when the nawty site will be up and running ?
<Action> nope
<Guys> tx
<Action> np
<Action> atm...there is a party..
<Action> so maybe after the party
<Action> new pictures will be up
<Action> atm...they all at the party...
<Action> so was i:)
<LordCow> u'r back already?
<Guys> i heard ingo wasnt going to play, so i neva went
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<LordCow> y would u presume that the question was aimed @ u?
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<Guys> r u talking 2 me ?
<LordCow> this is y i campaign 4 irc entrance restrictions
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#cape_town

<DarKHawK> Anyone here got a sound balser live
<DarKHawK> laster even
<devdude> hahaha
<DarKHawK> blaster
<devdude> i dont have a sand blaster
<Synkronos> subotea :)
<devdude> what about a leaf blower?
<subo> ive got a hair drier

#rave

<DarKHawK> Anyone here got a sound blaster live
<devdude> Will you setle for a sand laster?
<Sens0rei_> anyone know where to get a sony digicam charger cheap?
<sinister> sounds like a jap generic
<Sens0rei_> for cybershot
<AnachromY> har har har
<sinister> any1 selling a bmw 325is E30 ?
<Sens0rei_> yes I am
<Sens0rei_> a blue one
<devdude> anyone know where I can get cheap women?
<sinister> how much ?
* AnachromY points at LandR *g*
<AnachromY> she a cheap woman

<Toughie> i make who sick?
<Clockwork_Orange> not much
<Clockwork_Orange> went an did some research
<Clockwork_Orange> u make me sick sasha
<Clockwork_Orange> ME
<Clockwork_Orange> and you lordcow
<Clockwork_Orange> u put me on ure site yet
<Clockwork_Orange> hey
<Clockwork_Orange> * boerseun1 has joined #nawty
<Clockwork_Orange> <project7> hey LordCow... put this on ure page
<Clockwork_Orange> <project7> SUCK MY DICK
<Clockwork_Orange> * project7 is now known as Clockwork_Orange
<Clockwork_Orange> * boerseun1 has left #nawty
<Clockwork_Orange> <Clockwork_Orange> hahahahah
<Clockwork_Orange> <intuition> hey Clockwork_Orange
<Clockwork_Orange> <Clockwork_Orange> dya suppose boerseun thought the convo was a bit ghei
<Clockwork_Orange> there

<MaX_PaYnE> fone 10111 and u get put on hold, wtf is that?
<Sens0rei_> all the police are in jail for corruption
<devdude> lol

<Capetown_leo> /msg candygal lo there 26 m ct

<gravedigger> Mr_Chapel: im having something with a 15 year old
<Mr_Chapel> OH
<Mr_Chapel> lol
<gravedigger> im actually enjoying it

<SweeTp1234> hi
<SweeTp1234> wats wit the nic?
<LordCow> u'rs or mine
<SweeTp1234> ????????

private

<EvOgUe> yo
<EvOgUe> u like cows
<EvOgUe> i LOVE COWS
<EvOgUe> i am obssessed with cow print
<EvOgUe> and my nickname is even Moo
<EvOgUe> lol
<LordCow> fascinating stuph
<EvOgUe> stuph?
<EvOgUe> whats that?

#rave

<EvOgUe> what does stuph mean?
<EvOgUe> stuff???
<Enhanced> erm yes

private

<EvOgUe> o stuff
<EvOgUe> nm

<JouBaAS> hey. pls join my new chat room caled #Lobbie, the only reason im askin you to join is so that the room can be a succes( the more ppl the more ppl will join) so pls pls pls. thanx

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<^_^> hi
<^_^> could you help me plz
<^_^> I've been banned from the #unix channel... but i've never joined it... could u ask an op to un ban me plz

<Rich> i got smacked by a fish this afternooon
<Rich> was kinda scary

<Bevan> devdude
<Bevan> do u do php
<devdude> I am trying to quit
<Bevan> ok

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<humanboy> hi
<humanboy> whats up
<LordCow> me
<humanboy> up where?
<LordCow> feel around a bit
<humanboy> hey Iz4
<humanboy> nooit LordCow
<humanboy> thats offside

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<Feste> feel like correcting my grammar quickly?
<Feste> *lol*
<SULTAN> hallo people.
<SULTAN> im from russia
<Feste> sultan - please type: /nick Sultan
<SULTAN> what?
<Feste> it's plain english - just type: /nick Sultan
<SULTAN> my name is iwan.
<Feste> we don't care - just change your nick to lower case
<Feste> lol
<SULTAN> i dont nou.
*** Feste sets mode: -o+b SULTAN *!*russia@sg.217.13.*
*** SULTAN was kicked by Feste (moron])
* Feste clicks his neck in irritating
<Feste> irritation too
<Judge-Mental> hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhaahahahahaahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Judge-Mental liked that show :)
<Feste> thank god for the /fuck command

<Bevan> i need a muffin

<chop> wtf is Late Goodbyte
<chop> Goodbye
<chop> fuck
<chop> i struggle to type bye without a t

<pinkybrain> hey Judge-Mental
<pinkybrain> fuck me

<Panther> wheres a good place to find wav's?
<Bevan> the beach

<guided1> chemical brother is pissed he is not in your logs

<Rusher> C is powerful.. more than VB

<Vhata> Tim: bring me a blank CD
<Tim> ok
<Tim> whaffor?
<Vhata> so I can burn you a Gentoo live CD
<LordCow> when'r they playing again?
<Vhata> who?
<LordCow> gentoo
<Vhata> lol

<Pug> the only person i would take it from would be scuzzy if I did

<^_VoDaFoNe_^> hi
<^_VoDaFoNe_^> i am portuguese
<^_VoDaFoNe_^> and my english isn't very well
<^_VoDaFoNe_^> but
<^_VoDaFoNe_^> how is the official english server?
<^_VoDaFoNe_^> please

<DaRKNiGHT_> i havent had a bath in 2 years

<[Draco]> .dns hostname
<[Draco]> dns hostname
<[Draco]> shit
<gorilla> hahaha

* Oxide69 spins Russenmafia - Back On Track [05:35m of 06:52m/192Kbps/44KHz/9.44Mb]
<RatInAKage> oxide, you spinning on decks?

<WiseMonk> nickserv info Xantos
<WiseMonk> fuck stupid ass client

*** Mode change "-o+b raVen235i *!*@*.telkom-ipnet.co.za" on #american by raVen235i

private

<raVen235i> dude unban me plz

<^smile^> nena is a sad little fuct up boer .... some sad person can log this and use it as they please

<damn> whats the thing call when u hunt for fish ?
<damn> called evenb
<Captain_Dork> fishing
<carrot> lol

<GoGgA> fuck kazaa is ghei
<GoGgA> i have 1mg left of my download and it cant find any users to download from
<LordCow> it's an anti-pirating feature
<GoGgA> eh?
<GoGgA> serious?
<LordCow> yeah, u can read up on it @ http://logs.lordcow.co.za/
<GoGgA> lol
<GoGgA> omf
<GoGgA> r00dness
* LordCow rolls around
<GoGgA> log this:LC's log thing is ghei
<GoGgA> ;p

<qwest> i think im just too draind(?) to think stright now

<Savage> i love my ram tho

<surferhunk> hi
<ricardo> hi
<surferhunk> wazz up
<ricardo> r u ghei?
<surferhunk> no
<surferhunk> u?
<ricardo> no
<surferhunk> kewl
<surferhunk> asl
<ricardo> 23 m cpt

* yegz trying to study
<yegz> got test just now
<yegz> and just started studying at 5pm ;)
<siv> good luck
* LordCow wants 2 b like yegz
* siv wants LordCow
<siv> erm. i mean ... nm

<dinsda1e> BUT ADDICT,
<dinsda1e> WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR KEYBOARD, WHAT CASE ARE THE LETTERS IN?
<dinsda1e> I REST MY CASE :|

<toasty> logout
<toasty> quit
<toasty> exit
<Vhata> you can do it
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<Meazel> Recton has to buy it from sumwhere too :(. so the manufactures make a profit, then the supliers, and then the retailers. :(
<blue_screen> lol
<blue_screen> rectron is a retailer
<LordCow> who do the manufacturers buy it from
<blue_screen> they just make a profit cos they "BUY IN BULK"
<blue_screen> which is kak
<blue_screen> from the cows
<Meazel> LordCow, the manufactures make it u n00b

<GoldenAngel> Panther when u coming down?
<Surgeon> roughly 6 hours after eating the pill
<subo> *snigger*

<Legand> shoo did i meet a man last night
<psyclone> did you?
<Legand> yeah
<psyclone> not really a story i'm keen to hear then :/
<Legand> haha

<Luna> nurses are human beings too
<Luna> which ppl tend to forget

<Totem_Smoker> hey how do i get onto the irc server where all the ppl are at??

<blue_screen> can i climb your ladder
<blue_screen> ooooooooooops
<subo> then this fuggin place is doomed to destruction
<blue_screen> wrong window
<blue_screen> /clear

<Gillispie> Windowns Security Pacth for download http://www.ircarsivi.net/security/Pacth.zip

<Tails> Guys I log onto my website and see YOU HAVE BEEN DEFACED by h20 help the children in iraq
<Tails> I have the hacking club website who do i complain to?

<Legand> now im angry with this weather
<Legand> there is no more sun
<Bevan> yes there is
* Bevan bends over
<Bevan> erm no wait
<Legand> lol

...

<Legand> im going to score some sun
<Bevan> u just said there was no sun
<Legand> it comes and goes
<Legand> little clouds floating around

<SounD> Can anyone help me I want help on how to make my car faster and what car audio I must install for my car message me please.

<Bugs> ftp://anonymous:i.test.ca@61.82.189.1:21/ /tmp /uploaded by Javiwan/4 EMW/GameZ/Midnight_Club_2
<Bugs> thT
<Bugs> I WANT IN IT
<Bugs> HOW GET IN
<Bugs> WITH FTP PROGRAM
<Bugs> BRWAK IT DONWN
<Bugs> PLEASE
<Bugs> like ip i know is
<Bugs> 61.82.189.1
<Bugs> port 21
<Bugs> user anonymous
<Bugs> pass test
<Bugs> ?
<Bugs> like so ?
<Bugs> pleaase say u know
<LordCow> r u drunk?
<Bugs> lol
<Bugs> no

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<Simmo> evening ppl
<pid> evening indeed
<Simmo> i was speaking to an oke at UCT today and he told me that i should sign up for shell access with you guys
<Simmo> have i come to the right place??? :P
<Snapper> yeah, speak to siv. he hands out shells left right and center....
<Simmo> okies
<Snapper> :-)
<Simmo> thanks a mill
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<xNtrik> kev
<xNtrik> naughty naughty
<xNtrik> gaysa sux
<Captain_Dork> thats why hes there
<^smile^> hhehehe
<xNtrik> hehehehe

<devdude> do cows jog?
<Jog> always dev
<Jog> you?

<kismet> roger@emc
<kismet> vixen is a guy
<kismet> read that msg
<kismet> he is a man who is married
<kismet> so ... u had cyber sex with a man
<Midkemia> now I am sad!
<kismet> lmfao
<kismet> bwhahahahaha

<Pontook> my pool skillz .. is non existent
<^smile^> and your grammer skillz aswell, by the looks of things

(yes, grammar)

<dizzyg> *rubs head*
<dizzyg> been fucking my laptop
<dizzyg> erk
<dizzyg> fucking round with
<carrot> lol
<dizzyg> *need sleep*

<subo> look here
<subo> im HURT that im not on that page
<subo> im offended and feel marginalised

<GuStO> SUM FUCKERS just stole my dads car out the driveway
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<Jof> so why u on irc now
<Mr_Chapel> cuz they didnt steal the computer?
<Mr_Chapel> duh!

<Vhata> wtf is SpongeBob anyway?
<SpongeBob> man SpongeBob?
<Vhata> No manual entry for spongebob
<mithrandi> rofl

<BlueICE> nope im just guessing coz im quite experienced with burning cd's
<LordCow> bluelice: http://logs.lordcow.co.za/
<GI-Joe> 56%
<BlueICE> what ?
<BlueICE> Hey
<BlueICE> dont log me
<LordCow> ok
<BlueICE> irc has enough problems of its own without being logged

<^Blonde_water^> this virus thing alwayz comes up on my computer, its so irritating

<ShadowlorD> yo yo, soccer is on :)
<LordCow> i know ;(((((
<LordCow> 4got
<LordCow> raz told me it was 3-0 @ half time
<LordCow> score now?
<ShadowlorD> err
<ShadowlorD> 0 - 0 41mins?
<ShadowlorD> oh wait
<ShadowlorD> LOL
<ShadowlorD> go inter
<LordCow> hahahahaha

<BlueICE> if i check mail i'll get disconnected from irc coz i need to use a nortel client which changes my ip

<Gravy> darkestbot what is the capital of romania?
<darkestbot> gravy: Romania is a country in Eastern Europe, on the Black Sea, bordering Ukrania, Moldavia, Hungary, Serbia and Bulgaria.
<Gravy> i know that!
<Gravy> tut
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<LordCow> gravy: it's R
<Gravy> what u mean?
<jan> hahahah
<LordCow> ;)
<jan> R for Romania
<jan> tut
<Gravy> what! am i being thick again?!
<jan> the CAPITAL
<LordCow> haha
<Gravy> ooooooh
<Gravy> tut! haha

<BLeeK> dude
<BLeeK> wot do u hack with?
<BLeeK> i mean as far as OS is concerned
<BLeeK> u runnin linux with a shell account?
<BLeeK> or just tryin ur hand at win haxin?
<BLeeK> plz get bac 2 me

<BLeeK> dude
<BLeeK> ur a 1337 h4x0r rite?
<LordCow> i am indeed
<BLeeK> do u use unix?
<LordCow> /ctcp lordcow version ;p
<BLeeK> or do u just hack with windows?
<BLeeK> (not that it's very easy)

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<shabzo> msg Nickserve de-register
<shabzo> \msg Nickserve de-register
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<LordCow> y0 paige *wants* u
<GIz> lol
<GIz> what?
<GIz> why?
<LordCow> "caus we didn't finish our convo"
<GIz> did u have a conversation about me?
<GIz> u and her?
<LordCow> no u ghei
<LordCow> that's what she said
<LordCow> that's y i put it in quotes
<GIz> hmm
<GIz> im lost now

<Recall> Skull-KiD
<Skull-KiD> w00t?
<Recall> U know who i am?
<Skull-KiD> no.. heaton?
<Recall> no
<Recall> Recall from rsachat
<Recall> :P
<Skull-KiD> k
<LordCow> u'r .. recall??
<Recall> LordCow, yes i am?
<Recall> why?
<Recall> ?
<ShadowlorD> lol

<Ph4ntom> i wish i could gay..
<Ph4ntom> i can't tho :/
<Ph4ntom> exam on monday
<JellyBeanZ> u wish u could gay?
<Judge-Mental> lol!
<Ph4ntom> LOL
<Ph4ntom> i meant go

<Caramel> hey
<LordCow> indeed
<Caramel> wots up?
<LordCow> just fsckin around
<LordCow> bout 2 run off & get sum sleep
<Caramel> lucky u
* LordCow thanx his lucky stars
<Caramel> cute
<Caramel> gtg
<Caramel> c ya
<LordCow> will miss ya
<Caramel> hey
<LordCow> again?
<Caramel> well u seem kinda occupied

<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?

<AnachromY> i need your cell fone number
<LordCow> i'm using it
<AnachromY> lol

<Stu> im willing to walk thru a gay bar naked...
<Lanula> you'll get raped about 6 times in like 4 secnds
<Stu> tis a risk im willing to take...

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<Ravenking> say r u guyz from UCT

<Zimboon> anybody been hit in the face by W32.Blaster?
<pinkybrain> do we look retarded?

<ChewToy> does anyone know what the name of the url is that u can chat and play games against ppl
<ChewToy> it starts with a j
<ChewToy> but I cant remember

<justplainrob> so Risc, you're quite the Risc-taker.
<Risc> *sigh*

<HoG> i wanna put something on there adn i must be retarded but i cant find it...

<JillValentine> GuStO, don't make me get physical on your ass ...

<VeXeD> me ass cheeks were sore for a week

<SoftIce> siv gave it to me

<s-one> & I'll leavve now b4 i get logged saying more than i should
<s-one> quit

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<SSJ> duz any one no how to get unbanned from ur own room ??
<SSJ> duz any one no how to get unbanned from ur own room ??
<Fitted_Virus> there is no way around that - sorry
<SSJ> there is
<SSJ> i did it once
<SSJ> but i forgot

<gry> there was a person on blabber called like_a_surgeon
<gry> can u beleive dat?
<Surgeon> i can, yeah

<Barev_18CpT> nope im a dudE
<LordCow> barev: asl?
<Barev_18CpT> cant u see?
<Barev_18CpT> 18 maLe,,, Capetown
<valentin0> dont you understand sarcasm...
<LordCow> hahaha
<Barev_18CpT> read my nick

<Bazak> carrot!
<Bazak> oops
<Bazak> wrong window

<|sAvAgE|> got a win2k key for me?
<dksaarth> heh. want me to find one for u?

<Savage> my genes are just peachy today hey
<Savage> hehe
<GenericGirl> what a dumbass jesus
<bwian> jesus was a dumbass?

#:

<Baby_Babes> ne1 up 4 sum fun?
<LordCow> yes
<Baby_Babes> msg me
<LordCow> that doesn't sound like fun

msg

<Baby_Babes> u horny?
<LordCow> na just finished up
<Baby_Babes> u cant do it twice?
<Baby_Babes> cos i am real horny and wet
<LordCow> does u'r mom know u'r online?
<Baby_Babes> y u care?
<Baby_Babes> how do u even know i have a mom?
<Baby_Babes> she is dead
<Baby_Babes> u no good
<Baby_Babes> good bye

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<sparkie> hey rat i am sparkie

<Darkone> I meet neil for the first time and he was kewl :P
<LordCow> ah k
<LordCow> so would u score him?
<Darkone> no
<Darkone> god I r not gay
<LordCow> haha
<Darkone> I am quite HAPPY with my Girlfriend thank-you :P

<FuzK_ange|> wot server r u on??

<Jack_CT> damnit get rid of that nick...that is really lame

<apricotman> \j grey
<apricotman> \ j grey

<SpideyLady> i have received a sms on a telkom phone
<SpideyLady> they read it to u
<DaRKNiGHT_> ok
<noddie_x> they do leetspeak?
<SpideyLady> huh
<DaRKNiGHT_> lo
<SpideyLady> whats leetspeak

<troll314> my girlfriend is having her period tonite so i'm on irc :(
<Angel_dust> and
<DocWood> hhahaha
<Angel_dust> lemme c
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[18:17] <troll314> lo
[18:17] <troll314> anything happening tonite?
[18:17] <ice_pick> lo
[18:17] <troll314> or tommorow in cape town?
[18:17] <ice_pick> not that i know o f
[18:17] <troll314> kewl
[18:18] <ice_pick> i dont know
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[19:00] *** ice_pick sets mode: +o freakette
[19:03] <freakette> ta
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[19:27] <ice_pick> ello PoPskle
[19:27] *** ice_pick sets mode: +o PoPskle
[19:27] <PoPskle> hi's
[19:27] <PoPskle> shot
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[20:05] <ice_pick> be back in 5

<Andi> hi
<Andi> who r u?
<LordCow> who am i?
<Andi> i dunno who r u?
<LordCow> y'r u askin ;p
<Andi> coz u asked
<LordCow> [18:08] <Andi> hi
<LordCow> [18:08] <Andi> who r u?
<LordCow> just got back now ..
<Andi> ok well i dunno who u r?
<Andi> tell me then
<LordCow> erm i wasn't offerin 2 tell
<LordCow> was wundering y u go around askin that stuph, or did i do sumthing special
<Andi> wot skool u at?
<LordCow> *sigh*

<Captain_Dork> when i was in school i was really small

<sk8r_boy> CT has lots ppl

<Exi|e> cheerz
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<Mr_Dobolina> no it just means that they cant phisicaly see and that they cant move themselves with out aid, be it machine or human:)
<LordCow> thanx for clearing that up
<Crimson> i understan better now

<zuban> hi
<zuban> how r yu
* LordCow kief .. u
<LordCow> wats happenin
<zuban> wel not much
<zuban> i
<zuban> was kicked from afrikaans and i one of my friends who
<zuban> is in londen is there so i am
<zuban> mad
<LordCow> that's fascinating
<zuban> geee ta

<troll314> any islams in here?
<FonCused> uhm
<troll314> salaamz
<shmuck> woah..
<troll314> i is islam too
<shmuck> ws
<troll314> ws
<shmuck> u is islam too
<shmuck> that is funky
<BlueBoy> ws
<BlueBoy> ws
<FonCused> salaams all
<shmuck> ws
<BlueBoy> ws
<troll314> its easy to be islams: just say "salaams" followed wif a few "ws" and u sorted
<Weikiva> salaams

<troll314> salaamz, sup brothers?
<LiveWir3> 1945?
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<LiveWir3> ws
<troll314> ws
<DrScampSter> only mtn subscribers answer neh
<riyaaz> ws
<DrScampSter> no live u riong
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<LordCow> ws
<DrScampSter> n u out
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<troll314> ws
<LordCow> salaamz
<RiDOo> 1944
<DrScampSter> ws
<LiveWir3> ahh..u suck..u not even a real doctor
<RiDOo> i think
<DrScampSter> yes ridoo u our winner finally
<LiveWir3> stuff ure competition
<LiveWir3> its rigged.
<troll314> salaams
<LiveWir3> ws.
<DrScampSter> hey live look at the owrry in my eyes
<RiDOo> ooh kewl!
<Halcyon_and_on_and_on> 1943 ?
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<RiDOo> school tort me something
<LiveWir3> i'll lewk at it..after i kick u
<LiveWir3> :)
<DrScampSter> we have a winner ridoo
<troll314> ws
<DrScampSter> r u ready 4 ur winnin numbers
<DrScampSter> cos if u slow
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<DrScampSter> sum1 else mite use it
<RiDOo> doc, in privy
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<RiDOo> dont start that again
<RiDOo> LoL
<RiDOo> rem last time?
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<fayez> im off ppl
<DrScampSter> lol oki
<fayez> slmz
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* zaheer-memon slaps cinderella around a bit with a large trout
<troll314> so would it be disrepectful if i said like im really really gay?
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<LiveWir3> kenya need 6 runs 2 win
<troll314> really long and really gay
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<LordCow> fine with me ey
<cinderella> and wat was that for zaheer?
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<DrScampSter> troll not disrespectful
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<DrScampSter> but it wuld b sayin
<NightRage> As salaam mu alaykum warah matullahi wabaraktu
<troll314> salaams man
<DrScampSter> u need help
<LiveWir3> down rite sick.
<LiveWir3> ws
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<LordCow> ws
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<DrScampSter> ws
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<LordCow> on 1:text:ws:/say ws
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<AMERICAN-BOY> please get me a voice
<DrScampSter> we can hear u
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<DrScampSter> speak
<DrScampSter> u have 2 earn it
* Abdullah steps away from troll 314 n hides bhind docs
<DrScampSter> esp wif a nik like american
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<AMERICAN-BOY> really
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<Snow-white> helloo ppl
<DrScampSter> well nah
<DrScampSter> not really
<DrScampSter> but just 4 u
<DrScampSter> hellooo
<^PLay_M8^> hi
<DrScampSter> higher
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<AMERICAN-BOY> I am from Bulgaria
<Gringo> ping pls
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<AMERICAN-BOY> yes
<RiDOo> so then why da nick?
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<DrScampSter> yeah
<DrScampSter> speak bulgarian
<sweetlips> ?
<Mo3> [Gringo PING reply]: 6secs
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<Mo3> -
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<AMERICAN-BOY> yes
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<AMERICAN-BOY> i am bulgarian boy
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<Abdullah> american boy from bulgaria: with that dumbness u deserv 2 b american
<troll314> hmm me bored... anyone up for sum anal?
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<DrScampSter> lol
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* LordCow up
<AMERICAN-BOY> and why not
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<DrScampSter> wuld sum1 loose the troll
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<LordCow> dr: i know u want sum
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<DrScampSter> n that ghaai cow
<BiJoU> slmz all
<losttroll> ahoy
<losttroll> salaams
<DrScampSter> plz cow
<AMERICAN-BOY> do you speak bulgarian
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<DrScampSter> yes
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<AMERICAN-BOY> say
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<LaVa_LaMp> slmzzzzzzzzzz
<losttroll> ws
<LordCow> ws
<DrScampSter> ws
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<Zaheer314> ws
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<AMERICAN-BOY> only 1 word
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<Zaheer314> jihad are so hot right now
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<Zaheer314> anyone like america around here?
<AMERICAN-BOY> common
<Zaheer314> thinking of going next month
<AMERICAN-BOY> a say
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<AMERICAN-BOY> hear
<BiJoU> so.......
<DrScampSter> no u say first
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<AMERICAN-BOY> ok
<Zaheer314> i think they making good progress with the iraq thing
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<AMERICAN-BOY> kakwo prawish DrScampSter
<Zaheer314> bush rox the house
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<DrScampSter> no
<DrScampSter> i dont
<DrScampSter> only english
<Abdullah> docs now u troking bulgarian?
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<Zaheer314> ws
<AMERICAN-BOY> oh
<DrScampSter> n a lil afrik n sotho
<AMERICAN-BOY> ok
<Zaheer314> salaams
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<BiJoU> french?
<DrScampSter> ws
<DrScampSter> wee
<AMERICAN-BOY> sorry
<BiJoU> afrikaans?
<AMERICAN-BOY> haha
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<BiJoU> spanish-a bit
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<Abdullah> american boy: i can tork bulgarian, check me... kemchor salor dabboo?
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<DrScampSter> waa
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<DrScampSter> lol
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<TrAfFiC> slmz
<Abdullah> salor gaderor 2 who waaat kere?
<LordCow> slms
<Mo3> ws
<AMERICAN-BOY> I am really from Bulgaria
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<DrScampSter> tmahe dabboo mboh pasan che abdullah
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<tr1cky> we really care..
<Zenaid> smz
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<Zenaid> slmz
<Zenaid> ws
<AMERICAN-BOY> oh yes
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<Zenaid> salaams
<AMERICAN-BOY> well
<Mo3> ws
<DrScampSter> ws
<LordCow> ws
<Abdullah> too salor kai nie kaber... gelchordior waat kere
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<DrScampSter> aaih
<LaVa_LaMp> hehe
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<DrScampSter> tameh hoo bolach karech
<AMERICAN-BOY> I must to go to my server
<DrScampSter> sale wanderoh
<BiJoU> u peeps r so dead so im making conversation
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<AMERICAN-BOY> but remeber me
<DrScampSter> joh aait salee
<Zenaid> could really do wif a hot lunch now
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<AMERICAN-BOY> bye bye
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<DrScampSter> gadereee watoh
<Zenaid> anyone up for sum hot lunch?
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<KaMo> thnx anisa :)))
<DrScampSter> bye
<Zenaid> hot lunch is nice this time of year
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<Abdullah> pisap ker kalimah per neh hoojia
<Zenaid> in season on special
<Zenaid> get it now while its still hot
<DrScampSter> lol
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<Zenaid> hot and steamy... very lunchy
<DrScampSter> haa jah handoh lokoh
<anisa> np KaMo :)
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<DrScampSter> n joh aye logh
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<nightmare_007> salaamz alles
<|wat> ws
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<DrScampSter> ws nightmare
<Zeenat> Salaams
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<DrScampSter> ws
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<ShY__GuY> slms
<ShY__GuY> ppl
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<Fatima__> salaams!
<LordCow> ws
<ShY__GuY> im off
<DrScampSter> ws
<Mo3> ws
<DrScampSter> n ws!
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<Abdullah> yeah me aso
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<Fatima__> ws
<Abdullah> ws
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* LordCow fondles fatima
<Fatima__> *sies*
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<Fatima__> sumeone kick that disgusting motherfucker!
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<DrScampSter> how can sum1 wif a nick like tat
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<DrScampSter> be on islam
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<DrScampSter> is he a seekh
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<Rambo> I bought a new pc... yay
<Rambo> Then went to Camps Bay

<LordCow> rambo: http://logs.lordcow.co.za/
<SilverRaven> isnt it freezing there at the mo
<Rambo> LordCow, and then?
<LordCow> rambo: erm that's up 2 u i spose

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<LordCow> moo
<saturnz[TRD]> you again
<LordCow> that's me ;p
<saturnz[TRD]> uh huh
<saturnz[TRD]> by the way, this channel has nothing to do with UCT the institution.
<LordCow> eh?
<LordCow> so wots it gotta do with
<saturnz[TRD]> for my personl enjoyment.
<LordCow> smashing
<LordCow> so y call it uct
<saturnz[TRD]> because i feel like it.
<LordCow> well
<LordCow> that'd b kewl *if* we had sumthing like chanserv
<saturnz[TRD]> kewl is concept I do not identify with.
<saturnz[TRD]> is a
<LordCow> u didn't get u'r kellogs this mornin did u
<saturnz[TRD]> you welcome to leave
<LordCow> shot
<saturnz[TRD]> I don't come onto IRC to be insulted either.

<Orange_Goblin> they should make spelling words incorectly punishible by deth

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<^VenuS^> i dont get that
<siryn> hahahaha
<^VenuS^> :P

<Broni> sash i've said 'hi' so many times 2 u 2day
<suwweal> yeh i know

<SaturnY3k> why aint i in ur logs?

<GoGgA> my mother needing the internet to do her banking so i had to leave 4 a while

<Kryptonite[CE]> kuk
<Kryptonite[CE]> U lyieng lauren
<|SecS|> no LauriE
<Kryptonite[CE]> my speeling sux
<Kryptonite[CE]> spelling

<dance> shit all the ppl r leavin
<dance> HEY EVERYOEN PSL STAY
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<KiLLeRFlY> Time^BomB
<KiLLeRFlY> wait...
<Time^BomB> yesh?
<KiLLeRFlY> check this out
<Time^BomB> ?
<KiLLeRFlY> hold alt and type fax
<Time^BomB> ?
<NiX0N> :)
<NiX0N> I luv that
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<CJuice> do you care?
<LordCow> about?
<CJuice> what we're saying
<LordCow> i dunno what u'r saying
<CJuice> exactly, do you care though?
<LordCow> don't think so
<CJuice> k cool

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<dragon> *
<Vhata> dragon
<Vhata> wtf is Warped?
<dragon> what is wtf
<Vhata> "where the flibberdydibberdy"
<drs> Or "what the frank?"
<drs> Or "who the foo?"
<Vhata> or "why the freshness?"
* Vhata has never seen it used with "which"
<Vhata> wait...
* Vhata has two tuts here
<Vhata> wtf should I mark first?
<Vhata> (hah!)
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<Vhata> he wasn't impressed
<drs> Guess not.

<jits> how do you exit this place?
<Warped> type "/quit"
<radbrad> just type /leaverhodes
<jits> "/quit"
<Warped> jits: without the quotes.
<jits> leaverhodes
<jits> leaverhodes
<radbrad> with the /
<drs> Crumbs.
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<radbrad> hmm....

Herpes is a bot ..

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<Vivace> hi
<Herpes> wussup, Vivace
<Vivace> not much
* Vivace is looking for human interaction
<Vivace> and maybe IRC ain't exactly the right place to be looking
<Vivace> ;)
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<Betterman> who the heck is kaballas?
<Kaballas> me?

<sin> so jagy..just u me and the bot left ;)
<Jaguar> hehe
<Jaguar> and i'm only here because my monitor's power saving just switched on while i was watching blade
<sin> u think i can get the bot 2 wear the gimp suit?
<Jaguar> what?
<sin> well its only u me and the bot left ;)
<sin> and i was thinking
<sin> wellll
<Jaguar> haha, shuddup

<px> you got my cell number, right?
<LordCow> nope
<px> 082-7763269
<px> call me
<px> i'll be out most of the day i think
<px> stuff to do and stuff...
<LordCow> oh .. so i won't be able 2 get u on u'r cell then
<px> lordcow: idiot.. thats WHY you MUST get me on my cell
<LordCow> hehehe
<LordCow> checking if u'r awake :)
<px> do you think i gave you the number for fun???
<px> hehe
<px> anyway

<Dare> you need serious help
<Dare> i heared the DR.Ruth colomns in the personality magazine help a lot
<afx> come on
<afx> tell me some more, Doctor.
<Dare> no way....im not doctor

<ASiDMaN> someone ping me
<LordCow> *ping*
<DeathMage> *pingtjie*
* Si|entBob pings asid....
<Si|entBob> ooooooo that was GOOOOOOD
<Si|entBob> do it again?? *drool*
<ASiDMaN> weirdos

<Cow> waddup hunibunch
<ALoop> ehehhee
<ALoop> nothing much hey
<ALoop> :)
<ALoop> you sweety pie
<Cow> i r taking a break frum installing x server
<Cow> wot u running?
<ALoop> doz atm
<ALoop> linux box is broken
<ALoop> have to fix it
<ALoop> but i am just too lazy
<ALoop> :)
<Cow> heh
<Cow> same here
<Cow> bought new graphix card .. having trouble configuring
<Cow> wats up wit u
<ALoop> nothing much hey i have a g/f now and she is legend
<ALoop> and thats about it
<Cow> haha
<ALoop> :P
<ALoop> you?
<Cow> i meant with linux
<Cow> but that's kewl
<ALoop> OH@@^%@$&&^%#
<ALoop> sorry
<ALoop> :P
* Cow laffs
<ALoop> box was`nt rebooted properly so yeah
<ALoop> power failure
<ALoop> blah blah

<SLeN> dude
<SLeN> howzit
<SLeN> need your help
<LordCow> heyhey
<LordCow> y wattup
<SLeN> can you unbann a certain person from #pe?
<SLeN> her nick is oxygen
<LordCow> ??
<LordCow> don't u have ops?
<SLeN> shamrock banned her
<SLeN> hell i dont know how to unban
* SLeN is stoopid with operator commands
<LordCow> /channel
<SLeN> yeah
<SLeN> and?
<LordCow> highlite her address
<SLeN> how do i find the address

<Hitgirl> hehehehe
<quovadis> so howya know?
<quovadis> and if ya say i told u then i'm gonna go hide
<Hitgirl> I'm very fine nu?
<Hitgirl> hehehe
<quovadis> heh... u afrikaans eh?
<Hitgirl> yip
<quovadis> figures
<Hitgirl> sies

<black-angel> hey wana chat
<black-angel> fine u r just missin out on talking to a blonde chik ..cheers
<LordCow> haha - i was away
<LordCow> so u rate urself ..
<black-angel> i do not!i just no that im not ugly(is that rating urself?)

<Jane_15> hi handsome
<Neurosis> hi yohann
<Jane_15> hey?
<Jane_15> jeff?
<Jane_15> simon?
<Neurosis> *efg*
<Jane_15> what?
<Neurosis> ur wondering how i know ur name?
<Jane_15> yes?
<Neurosis> im looking at ur screen right at this instant
<Jane_15> how?
<Jane_15> nuke
<Jane_15> hacker?
<Neurosis> yeah- thats it.....shhh....dont telll the russians
<Neurosis> so...yohann regnard....u ever heard of sumthing called netbus?
<Jane_15> you chop you whoised me
<Neurosis> bwahahahaha
<Jane_15> sly dog

Jane_15 is Rainking@dps53-01-p19.kn.saix.net * Yohann Regnard
Jane_15 on #pe
Jane_15 using guru.zanet.org.za The_Guru's irc instantiation
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<wildman> when u staying at res?
<LordCow> wen it gets dark normally

<Hairbo> FUCKIT!
<Hairbo> wont fucken id
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<kincs> hi asl
<LordCow> no i'm lordcow

<Mosquito> lordcow that was ugly i didnt do anything to u
<LordCow> mosq: wot
<Mosquito> someone nuked me
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<LordCow> o
<LordCow> kewl
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<MegWitch> lol
<Mosquito> now u guys took away my ops
<LordCow> mosq: it's part of a deeper plan
<Mosquito> what plan

<Stareyes> a few monthes ago....alot actually I was Unicorn and Moonlight and Flamingo ect

<Baggins> hey u
<bushbaby> i know u?
<Baggins> maybe
<bushbaby> nope
<Baggins> so u're a bushbaby?
<Baggins> so am i
<Baggins> which bush?
<bushbaby> i'm male btw
<Baggins> cool man

<Renton> but wait who'll be knocking on your door!
<Shai`tan> come knock on my door
<Shai`tan> im waiting
<Renton> u got a good alarm system?
<Shai`tan> how many people have u killed?
<Renton> 2
<Shai`tan> 2?
<Shai`tan> with a knife?
<Shai`tan> are u white?

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<Necromancer> lo
<|GhettoSUperStar> hiya ppl
<|GhettoSUperStar> no opps
<LordCow> u reckon
<Necromancer> i gotta idea
<Necromancer> !!
<Necromancer> everyone leave then we get opz !
<Jaguar> omg, that's ingenius

<m3nt0r> LordCow : all yer deop protection and shit doesn't help dewd
<m3nt0r> you need to get an anti kick thing
<m3nt0r> then everyone will want to suckle on yer dicker
<LordCow> oh yes
<LordCow> and y don't i redesign irc while i'm at it
<s-one> speak for yourself mentor
<m3nt0r> heheh
<m3nt0r> LordCow: not a shit idea :>
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<LordCow> i think it's safer this way ;)
<m3nt0r> lolness
<m3nt0r> fine
*** LordCow sets mode: +o m3nt0r
<m3nt0r> i dunt care
<m3nt0r> i am going to sleep now
<m3nt0r> muh dick is real sore
*** LordCow sets mode: -o m3nt0r
*** LordCow sets mode: +mnt
*** LordCow sets mode: -m
* s-one wil NOT ask why
*** LordCow sets mode: +m
<LordCow> damn script
<LordCow> never worx
<LordCow> mentor: get ready for school :Þ
*** LordCow sets mode: +v m3nt0r
<m3nt0r> i am not going to skewl
<m3nt0r> not for this week
<s-one> why not?
<LordCow> all the straight guys sign a petition?
<s-one> *smothered laugh*
<m3nt0r> because the prefects and all the lamerz are going on the std6 camp
<m3nt0r> so wtf is the point
*** LordCow sets mode: -mv+o m3nt0r m3nt0r
<s-one> and so?
<m3nt0r> so i stay at home
<m3nt0r> thats what

<saskia> i'm still here, talk to me
<L0st> lo saskia
<tiggerr> lo saskia
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* Tequilla waves cya to all
<tiggerr> hey true blue what did colin do?
<tiggerr> bye tequilla
<tiggerr> whare are you saskia?
<True_B|ue> tiggerr : why dont u just fukken shut up?
<tiggerr> k

<[Dunax]> I'm just never here
<s-one> where?

<Hellion> hey who's gonna get a p3 here ?
<MolecA> Me me!!
<MolecA> :P
<m3nt0r> i will prolly
<m3nt0r> you need new mother board right ?
<MolecA> <maverick> CU: what's the diff between the a and the normal Celeron? <---------- and this guy founded #quake *REALLY*
<m3nt0r> hehehe
<Hellion> shame man
<m3nt0r> fuk ....
<Hellion> he knows more about linux than god man
* m3nt0r shakes maverick's cock
<MolecA> But ... um .. really
<MolecA> How out of it can one person be :P

<LordCow> fips11.zip or sumthing i got off tucows
<LordCow> wassat?
<m3nt0r> a util that partitions a existing drive without reformatting
<m3nt0r> yeah thats the one
<m3nt0r> so you can basically split the drive in two
<m3nt0r> but i tried it this afternoon
<m3nt0r> didnt work so then i had to wank
<m3nt0r> wankwankwank

<SLeN> i really need it
<|singe|> hmmmmmm
<|singe|> vibrator not got enuff power ?
<SLeN> and the last place i remeber putting it was in those boxes
<SLeN> nope needs at least another 4 batteries

<monkey_bouy> i dont feel like myself today...i feel like....MONKEY_BOUY

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*** on channels: @#i.luv.lordcow @#wicca @#dagga @#pe
*** on irc via server timewiz.zanet.org.za (TimeWiz's server)

<Time_Bomb> what do i type
<laurie_skecha> alt F4
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<^Cookiemonster^> this is such a cool nick
<^Cookiemonster^> who gave it to you
<^Cookiemonster^> your mother
<^Cookiemonster^> u fucking idiot

<LordCow> hi
<LordCow> i remember quite the bit've abuse coming from u ..
<^Cookiemonster^> yeah so fuck of
<LordCow> ic

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<sin> im having a competion with a friend who can get ops 1st ;)....if im bothering u pls tell me 2 piss of ta :P
* madchen laughs
<madchen> which friend?
<sin> LC:last 1 on #za 2 get ops has 2 kiss dm's mother...on the lips ;)
<sin> LC=lordcow
<sin> :)
* madchen grins
<madchen> well he loses
<madchen> tell him he has a cool webpage:)
<sin> hehehe ta

later on ..

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LordCow on @#mp3 @#5fm @#cape_town @#teenchat @#funfactory @#chatzone @#za @#pe
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ahhh beautiful

<s-one> my yping isn't that reliable rigt now

*** DeathMage changes topic to 'Simba Surprise!'
*** sin is now known as simba
*** DeathMage is now known as stupid9yearoldkid
<simba> Hello kiddie!
<stupid9yearoldkid> SIMBA
<stupid9yearoldkid> i love you simba
<simba> me and candice here r gonno suprise u ok?!?!?
<stupid9yearoldkid> OKAY!
<simba> SURPRISE!!!
<stupid9yearoldkid> *unexpected scream*
<simba> were u suprised?!?!?!
<stupid9yearoldkid> YES
<stupid9yearoldkid> very much so
<stupid9yearoldkid> lol
<simba> good!
<simba> good!
<stupid9yearoldkid> simba: now ask me some dumb questions
<simba> ok..... . what colour is an orange?!?
<stupid9yearoldkid> simba: uhhmm...orange I think? *duh*
<simba> well done!!!
<stupid9yearoldkid> *crowd roars*
<simba> here have a fagy napsack that all your friends can laugh at
<simba> and beat u up over
<stupid9yearoldkid> why thank you simba
<simba> u wanna win the simba hampper kiddie!??!?!
<stupid9yearoldkid> simba: OKAY..next question, make it easier... :)
<simba> ok...now how old r u...
<stupid9yearoldkid> you said it would be easy!
<stupid9yearoldkid> ummm...9 i think...
<simba> here's some chips that the bigs kids can steal from u at break!!
<stupid9yearoldkid> i love you simba
<simba> dont worry kiddie...theres nothing wrong with hugging a grown man in a lions costume

<^Wild_Thing^^> hither
<^Wild_Thing^^> asl
<Cow> 2 old for u
<^Wild_Thing^^> m 22 pe
<^Wild_Thing^^> but keen for older women!!
<Cow> hehehe
* Cow male
<Cow> 19
<^Wild_Thing^^> shit
<^Wild_Thing^^> ok

*** Now talking in #i.am.mad
<LordCow> i.am.here
<noBrain> hmmm
<noBrain> lordcow
<noBrain> i c you're here
<noBrain> we can change that u know
<LordCow> heh
* Filmfreak shoots her 9mm at LordCow!!!The bullet goes in one ear and an ops comes out the other!
*** Filmfreak sets mode: +o LordCow
<LordCow> ta
<LordCow> film :)
<fee> ok bye
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<noBrain> erm think i scared fee off?
<Filmfreak> :) cow
<Filmfreak> well done nobbie
<noBrain> heheh y thank you
* Filmfreak sighs
<noBrain> :))
<LordCow> so whatz this channel about?
<noBrain> erm
<noBrain> cheese
* Filmfreak wonders is anyone has genuwine when doves cry mp3
<noBrain> we talk about cheese mainly
<LordCow> hehe
<LordCow> cheese
<noBrain> yip
<noBrain> cheddar...
<noBrain> gouda...
<noBrain> erm
<noBrain> cottage cheese
<noBrain> we want to rule the world by way of cheese
<LordCow> bwhaha
<noBrain> bye controlling all forms of cheese with our minds
<LordCow> well luckily i am skilled in that departement, being the dairy lord
<noBrain> hmmm
<noBrain> sensei
<noBrain> hang on
<noBrain> can you...
<noBrain> no
<noBrain> couldn't be
<noBrain> are you...the chosen one?
<Filmfreak> :)
<LordCow> lol
<noBrain> or even the one that wasn't chosen but somehow ended up in the sentence?
<LordCow> hehe
<noBrain> if you are well it changes everything
<noBrain> ok not everything but this other thing that hasn't changed yet and needs a change
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*** Filmfreak sets mode: -o Filmfreak
<LordCow> lol
<Filmfreak> nobbie : we not worthy
<noBrain> yes
<noBrain> i can c that now
*** LordCow sets mode: +o Filmfreak
*** LordCow sets mode: +o noBrain
* LordCow knights his 2 chees makers
* noBrain bows
<Filmfreak> lol
<Filmfreak> linux?
* noBrain hands lordcow some gouda...more custard perhaps?
<LordCow> hehe
* noBrain slithers away
<geckogirl> good evenin' ,,you lot seem to be having fun...
<noBrain> hey geckogirl
<noBrain> yip
<noBrain> meet
<noBrain> the
<noBrain> *awe sound*
<noBrain> CHOSEN ONE!
<geckogirl> lol
<noBrain> lord cow!
<geckogirl> i'll be back...
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<noBrain> hang on a minute here
<noBrain> there is deception in the ranks
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<geckogirl> 'scuse me
<noBrain> aha hey again fee
<noBrain> :)
<geckogirl> yes me
<geckogirl> fee
<noBrain> hehe
<noBrain> erm
<noBrain> anywayz
<noBrain> there is deception in the ranks
<noBrain> lord means male
<noBrain> cow means female
<noBrain> suspicious...
<noBrain> hmmmm
<noBrain> LordCow : u m or f?
<LordCow> m
<LordCow> well i'm lord remember
<get_ops> thats cool
<noBrain> hmmm
<noBrain> ok
<noBrain> well
<noBrain> cow
<noBrain> then u got a problem...
<noBrain> c
<noBrain> coz i gotta explain something here erm yes its hard for me
<noBrain> cows are 'female'
<noBrain> lords are 'male'
<noBrain> therefor
<noBrain> you must be a transvestite...
<noBrain> erm
<LordCow> naah just there 2 confuse u
<noBrain> no no a man's nick reflects his innermost frog
<noBrain> ok
<noBrain> listen
<LordCow> hehe yeah?
<noBrain> concentrate really hard
<LordCow> i alwayz do
<noBrain> let your inner frog free
<LordCow> haha
<noBrain> erm lemme rephrase that to get the right atmosphere here
<noBrain> let your inner frog freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<LordCow> i can feel it
<noBrain> yes
<noBrain> that's the first step
<noBrain> now say
<noBrain> 'ribbit'
<Filmfreak> *look* nobrain
<noBrain> without the quotes though
<noBrain> erm sorry filmy just helping him find his innermost frog
<noBrain> my innermost frog is called phil
<LordCow> haha
<Filmfreak> ok baby
<noBrain> hmmm
<noBrain> lemme call him
*** noBrain is now known as Phil
<LordCow> hey phil
<Phil> hmmm
<LordCow> hehe
<Phil> u rangggg?!?
<Filmfreak> sad
<Phil> ask me a question...and i won't answer but you'll get this really neat booklet
<Phil> and of course cheese

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*** Now talking in #bible_truth
#bible_truth topic is 'Where the Knowledge of God is'
#bible_truth topic set by Jason_DK on Tue Sep 01 22:25:42
#bible_truth created on Tue Sep 01 22:05:08
<LordCow> *viva*
<eagle1> yes K
<LordCow> eagle gimmie ops
<m3nt0r> lo lord
<Kryaxxysa> ok, how do you fell about astrology?
<Calimero> yip
<LordCow> yo mentor
<eagle1> why?
<m3nt0r> sorry
<m3nt0r> chiillll out man
<LordCow> eagle caus i need 2 feel closer 2 god
<m3nt0r> eagle1: do you hack
<Kryaxxysa> do you think its bad, or evil, wrong, sinful or an omen from God?
<eagle1> why do u want to know
<LordCow> haha
<eagle1> u dont need ops to do that
<LordCow> but it helps
<m3nt0r> well what do you need to do
<Kryaxxysa> because mot Xtians think its wrong and yet it is spoken abour in the Bible quite nonchalantly
<Kryaxxysa> scuse typos
<Calimero> well, exactly what is said about it in the bible?
<Kryaxxysa> the fact that the tree wise men were astrologers and they found Jesus by FOLLOWING A STAR??
* Kryaxxysa cannot spell
<LordCow> i wonder wat ever hapened 2 that star
<LordCow> maybe they were just joking around
<LordCow> and they found him by fluke
<m3nt0r> eagle : may we nuke you
<m3nt0r> ????
<LordCow> or maybe they used a search engine
<Kryaxxysa> I doubt it, they have worked out that there was a mjor conjunction between 2 planet at the time of Jesus's birth
<eagle1> shame
<LordCow> yeah i heard of that
<LordCow> 2 planets momentarily forming a star
<LordCow> mentor that is affirmative
<m3nt0r> so we can flood this #
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<SOY> hi
<eagle1> lo
<SOY> someone is from johanesburgo
<SOY> my english is not so good because I'm from Argentina
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<topic> hi
<Calimero> kewl! where in argentina r u from?
<topic> i am not
<Calimero> not u!

<guided> what are you d/l ing now
<LordCow> uh some spawn song
<guided> just that?
<LordCow> orbital and kwirk something
<guided> hehe
<LordCow> ya all the ftp sites r closing
<guided> why is it so slow?
* LordCow donloaded shit load tonight
<LordCow> dunno
<LordCow> i'm disconnecting soon
<guided> hehhe
<LordCow> bin 3 hours now ..
<guided> hhe
<guided> are they closing?
<guided> hahahha
<LordCow> eh?
<LordCow> yes
<LordCow> they're going offline
<guided> now?
<LordCow> no last thursday
<guided> heheh
<guided> is that a sour tone i hear?
<guided> hehhe
* LordCow just glares ;)
<guided> glare away
<guided> tell me somthing
<LordCow> something
<guided> 33.6 is the amount of information a modem can transfer at a given time right?
<LordCow> no it's the gravitational acceleration on saturn
<guided> yeah thaugth so
<LordCow> hehe
<LordCow> ya 33.6 kb/s
<LordCow> maximum
<guided> hehhe

<guided1> cow : i sees u has updated yer page
<LordCow> wot the regs shyte?
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*** LordCow sets mode: +o sin
<guided1> the damn regs page
<guided1> greets sin
<sin> lo all
<guided1> billy goat gruff meets lordcow
<guided1> the title of my new story
<LordCow> hehe
<LordCow> lo sin
<LordCow> o regs page
<LordCow> sorry
<LordCow> about u?
<guided1> in this story lord gets head butted to shit
<LordCow> hehehe
<guided1> no and hitgoil as well
<guided1> do u intend putting up everyone's
<LordCow> oh ya that ..
<LordCow> ya
<LordCow> ppl must mail me an stuff
<LordCow> it's gonna be huge!
<LordCow> ppl will flock 2 my page
<LordCow> and they will be enlightened
<guided1> hehhe
<LordCow> yeah
<LordCow> and the lord who is i
<LordCow> will look down on them
<LordCow> and i will be glad
<guided1> hehhe
<guided1> cow has been practicing on ants
<LordCow> haha
<guided1> ahhh my beautiful ants....have some spit
<LordCow> hehe
<guided1> hhehe
* LordCow must go organize his download speeds an this party tomorrow ..
<LordCow> sin u can't come btw
<guided1> heheh
<sin> hehehe still a bit sour buddy? :)
<guided1> listen porklet....
* LordCow opens all 3 ears
<guided1> alex just phoned...he wants me to open his computer
<guided1> ....again
<LordCow> haha
<LordCow> leave the knives outta it
<sin> heheh
<guided1> hheehehhe

<shah> hi u guys
<shah> where r u?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> brookes
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> with laptop
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> neil`s cell
<shah> u kidding
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> nope
<shah> y???
<shah> y???
<shah> whos there?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> o shit
<shah> what??
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> just spilled beer on the keyboard agin
<shah> hehe
<shah> where in brookes r u???
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> toby`s
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> outside
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> indigo`s would`nt let us in with it
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> sed we were 2 yuppish
<shah> and tobys?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> ya
<shah> hehe
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> we are there
<shah> inside?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> no
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> outside
<shah> on the balcony?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> yeah outside
<shah> whos there??
<shah> that i might know
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> LC's class
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> matric class
<shah> pat etc.
<shah> and from my class?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> neil
<shah> hehe
<shah> is anyone else going there later?
<shah> hey??
<shah> hello???
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> hi
<shah> rah ha ha!
<shah> mo hair!
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> dunno
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> can't get calls on cell now
<shah> well hes not expecting anyone to go there, i take it
<shah> u ppl suck
<shah> who did neil go there with?
<shah> did he go by himself?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> no came 2 our house for shabbat
<shah> ic ic
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> my gawd
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> sum1 else just walked in with a laptop
<shah> lol
<shah> ure not the only fools
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> ya sorry
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> they just went 2 indigos
<shah> hehe
<shah> how long u intending to be here for?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> on irc ?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> till the sim card runz out
<shah> yes
<shah> hows tobys?
<shah> full?
<shah> not yet?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> pretty ded
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> brought our own entertainment
<shah> hehe
<shah> u couldve done it at home tho
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> wot connect??
<shah> yes
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> not the same atmosphere
<shah> its dead u said
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> we didn't know tho
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> gonna leave, so anyway ..
<shah> heh
<shah> howd u get there?
<shah> when u said your matric class is there, whos were u referreing to?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> steven
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> keenan
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> sarah
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> clyde
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> they all gone 2 indigos now
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> prolly running after those laptop dewds
<shah> hehe
<shah> whats wrong with u?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> eh?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> dunno
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> beer prolly workin'
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> wet fucks
<shah> hah
<shah> wet?
<shah> huh?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> shooter
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> gotcha
<shah> how many have u had?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> lost count
<shah> u drunk?
<shah> y were u counting them?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> new u'd ask ..
<shah> u must all know me so well!
<shah> who is typing, btw?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> laurie 'n lc
<shah> what about neil?
<shah> he just watching?
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> he just finishing my beer
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> mm
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> think we gotta go
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> receptions hazy
<shah> hehe ok
<shah> say hi to everyone u c from me
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> cu tomorrow or sumthing
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> dun
<Laurie_LC_N^i^l> cheers